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Preliminary Round
Gus from Psych vs Shawn Spencer from Psych
Gus
Shawn Spencer
Winner gets a place in the main bracket
Hello Tumblr user who does not have their race listed anywhere and who uses East Asian languages in their blog theme / tagging system / about page. Are you East Asian. Answer quickly
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.
Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.
This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?
Hanahaki, but it's a child that feels neglected by their parents.
Hanahaki, but it's someone whose friends have started ghosting them.
Hanahaki, someone's wife is cheating on them.
Hanahaki, the disease that gives you three options: confront your feelings, destroy the love you hold for someone or perish choking on roses.
Imagine this for transness
Hanahaki but it’s your body desperately needing you to love and care for it while your mind is trapped in the body that doesn’t fit, that’s wrong as it destroys you from the inside out the longer you aren’t able to get help to make your body feel like you
i like their friendship a lot
Free reign to say Jk Rowling is a predator who shared an upskirt picture of a trans woman and said she shouldn't have worn a skirt if she didn't want to be sexually harassed, enjoys the company of open child predators, and thinks Lolita is a tragic romance story. She is a danger to women and children.
i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????
Today I acquired a mannequin (it almost fell on me)
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
I cracked. Crumbled, even.
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and ethical bribery.
for the @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
Bill is defending his doomed yaoi other half because he can't stomach the idea that he chose the less desired scientist. Are you really going to let him live down humiliation like that?!
WE HAVE 2-3 DAYS (i think) WE CAN STILL MAKE IT A TIGHT RACE
VOTE STANFORD
god I hate this, I'm gonna- [remembers suicide jokes are actually bad for your mental health] steal the declaration of independence
cant stop thinking about this (from the 2003 script of national treasure)
"i asked chatgpt" well i asked benjamin franklin gates and he went on a 20 minute incomprehensible spiel about the historical origins of the thing i asked about, only 5% of which i understood and none of which i asked for. i asked riley poole and he said "snorkel."
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every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
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