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@soft-and-certain
huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote
my hideous freak monster…
all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success
my new wave grandma Depeche Maude
I know I'm only 26, but an aspect of "growing up" that's been striking me is the recognition of increased effect you have on people younger than you
Even if you aren't something like a parent or guardian, if you are in their presence younger people will look to you to lead by example (whether you want them to or not), they'll look to you when they're frightened or worried, they'll look to you as a walking image of potential futures
No one is "obligated" to be a shining example for kids, but you have the ability to extend and spread kindness, to provide protection or comfort, to give the idea that someone like you (or them) can lead a life worth living
Even just as an individual, you have a greater ability to affect things than you might think. Will you acknowledge it? What will you chose to do with it? I think that's part of acting "grown up"...
I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan
The AI business plan, for reference:
1. Promise everything.
2. Piss off everyone.
3. Deliver nothing.
4. Blame asians?
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."
Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme
Robot girl who refers to her bra as "tech support"
thinking really hard about i wanna be your girlfriend by ms. ezra furman rn. i wanna hug anyone who has ever related, including ezra. i wanna hug the girl im seeing who i know will cry when she hears it on my mix cd for her because she has told me she feels that way about herself. and i wanna smack the people at VICE who were too thick skulled to use she or at LEAST they (since ezra publically used he/they at the time of release iirc) pronouns for ezra in the title of her video where she breaks down the song for them. she very transparently speaks about wanting to be a girlfriend despite not appearing like a cisgender woman. transmisogyny is everywhere and i wanna hug every single girl who deals with it, both externalized and internalized.
i know this became a different post halfway through writing it. im feeling a lot this morning.
girls- if you feel dysphoric or sad or like you're not enough, if you're crumbling under the weight of how bad things are, i am giving you a hug. i love you. please live. use this post to tell me about your joys and your struggles.
I know the general tendency is to assume that any androgynous character = male or he/him pronouns but to me the smiley face from the official smiley brand is a middle aged woman and i feel like i need to get this out there
Also since I'm posting about this i decided to freshen up some old doodles i had made of her just to post here.... isn't she so lovely
why saying I love you so scary
Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself
ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x
I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".
(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)
I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.
Sure, here's my disorganized recipe from hell, cobbled together from various websites and experiments. I just realized that I pasted the caramel and pastry cream in the wrong order... It's easier if you make the pastry cream first and clean that pot for the caramel. I'm on mobile. Will fix.
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1 box white cake mix, using egg whites. Bake. Flip onto a wire rack.
2/3 box spice cake mix (save the rest to turn into batter later, or portion the batter and bake it on the side.) I add extra allspice. Bake in previous pan.
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Caramel Ganache (kinda):
1 cup granulated sugar
⅓ cup butter, salted or unsalted
White chocolate and hot milk ganache (pre-prepare or don't; pour hot milk over the chocolate and stir until thick but fluid consistency. Use the same method over dark chocolate to make a separate, thicker ganache for later).
Heat until fully melted and amber, without burning. People say don't stir the sugar; I don't think it matters much for a cake like this and I stir it to help it melt faster after it has started.
Add the butter pieces and stir until smooth. It's gonna look scary. Just keep going.
Add the white chocolate ganache until reaching desired consistency. This is done now. Transfer to a holding container and immediately wash your pot. Filling the pot with water and letting the leftover scuz simmer on low helps.
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Pastry Cream (it's just custard with butter, apparently) (ALSO NOTE: I never have a ton unless I make a thin tall cake, but this amount offers an appropriate texture. Maybe double this exclusively if you can make it look pretty. IMO, I'd turn this into a mousse to stabilize it, but I haven't. Spicetrekkers Walnut Espresso Blondie has a good custard->mousse setup.)
▢ 2 cups whole milk
▢ ¼ cup granulated sugar
▢ 1 large egg
▢ 2 large egg yolks
▢ ¼ cup cornstarch
▢ ⅓ cup granulated sugar
▢ 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
▢ 1 teaspoon vanilla extract (or vanilla bean, split open, to add to the milk during heating)
In a medium saucepan, combine milk and granulated sugar. Gentle simmer/steam. Do not boil.
Whisk together 1 large egg, 2 large egg yolks, ¼ cup cornstarch, and ⅓ cup granulated sugar in a mixing bowl until smooth and pale.
Slowly pour about half of the hot milk into the egg mixture in a steady stream, whisking constantly to temper the eggs and prevent curdling.
Immediately pour the tempered egg mixture back into the saucepan. Return to medium heat and whisk constantly until the mixture thickens and begins to bubble, about 2 to 3 minutes.
Remove from heat. Stir in 2 tablespoons unsalted butter and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract until fully melted and incorporated.
Transfer the pastry cream to a clean bowl. Press plastic wrap directly onto the surface to prevent a skin from forming. Refrigerate until completely chilled (can use freezer initially, if you want).
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Layer as per image. Layer as follows:
Spice cake → Caramel ganache → White cake → Plain pastry cream → Pastry cream with add-ins → Dark chocolate ganache with oreos if you want it that way → Crushed biscoff cookies
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It is very reminiscent of a typical Southern dump-cake, but if you organized it. It's fun. With work, it could be kind of classy?
If I had enough free-time, I'd change a lot about the layering. The caramel and spicecake is fantastic, but the pastry cream doesn't layer perfectly with the white cake. If it was up to future-me, I'd make round cakes, and stack the white in 2-3 layers with the caramelly cookie cream, and coat the entire thing in chocolate ganache (with a little espresso powder). This would do great with coconut and/or almond in a form of preference, too.
know the difference!