TheRealChrisAllen

[tbskyen-deactivated20160223]

If you have a blaze I promise the firefighters will show up for you, too. In the meantime either form a bucket-line or get out of the fucking way.

[bolognacolonel-deactivated20150]

changing “ship” to “poop on” in word replacer was a great idea

[giraffepoliceforce]

Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.

[rickyvela-deactivated20180913]

Who gives a shit

[giraffepoliceforce]

You know those people? Those lovely humans who have had to put up with their relationships not being...

[pottern]

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

[the-internet-addict-deactivated]

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

[mintfoxmimi-archive]

Imp plz

[bowtiesarestillcool]

Congratulations to samsung white the season four world champions!

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

[mishasminions]

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

[giraffepoliceforce]

It would be really nice to not have women threatened with death simply for asking to be treated like human beings.

[giraffepoliceforce]

The Old Spice Girls. The band your band could smell like.

[sizvideos]

[thefrogman]

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

[illmakemyselfcum-deactivated201]

my heaven

[bitdragon]

Making It Look Easy: The Shoutcasters

[bowtiesarestillcool]

my dream job

[leepacey]

[leepacey]

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

[spookysalad]

[carrottoes]

[skygenders]

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

[bowtiesarestillcool]

I haven't posted anything for 9 months.

I could've made a baby and ya'll wouldn't even know.