Dr. Bitchcraft M.D.

Tumblr deleted my last account so here’s the sequel (She/her) LGBTQ^3 (Angled Aro Ace Lesbian)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[spleenmuncher]

It's been 4 days since I saw my first cheesy Michael video and I genuinely haven't been able to stop thinking about him. Why is he behind the door. Why does he have such an angelic voice. Will he ever open the door.

[vile-things]

[keenbugg]

[ghost-in-the-library]

rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time

[roseboy-in-training]

no fucking way. i love wiktionary so much

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[koloss-part-2]

[kittysworldforever]

ToNight, We Staying Up Til 10 o clock pm

[fairycosmos]

i don’t careee i don’t careee I don’t careee i don’t CAREEEEEEE

[keenbugg]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[trenchtwink]

a guy just ran right into my bayonet and it was the most sexual experience of my life. i ejaculated but i dont feel the wetness at all because of all of the mud

[thepiratefish]

Haven't seen a 2026 version so I made it myself