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the root of human agony is falling in love 16 times a day, and then having to simply forget about it and move on

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d'ya think theres a hakuna matata parody song out there some where called "we goon to big tatas"?

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The director heard there were skilled runners on Tau Ceti IV

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lmao get plucked idiot

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Oh boy, I'm excited to see what's going to happen in the new Pitt, episode, I wonder how the gang are going deal with th-

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kinda fucked up that half is both 50 and 30, that shouldn't be a thing

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Just watched Infinity Castle

I still can't believe that it's canon that Akaza/Hakuji invented 6 7

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trapezoid

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Whats the over-under on the patient suing Mel being someone returning from season 1?

If it's that measles mom, I swear to atom, I'm gonna start punching drywall.

[xamiipholia]

Coming out of Tumblr hibernation for a hot take. 

Totally reasonable if you’re disappointed that Jesse isn’t the protagonist in Control Resonant. I get it, I adore her too.

But. 

BUT.

I think that saying this is some kind of regressive move on Remedy’s part by making the protagonist a man is way off the mark. This is the same studio that made the main character in their long awaited sequel to a quintessential 2010s grim sadboi game a Black mother whose identity on both axes is integral to the plot and her character and not just window dressing. I don’t think Jesse is gonna be stripped of her agency, these guys clearly love her, and I *do* think Remedy has earned our trust with this one and I would rather have the story that they want to tell than fanservice. 

[bombshellsandbluebells]

truly all I want in Control Resonant is some kind of emotional payoff between the Faden siblings about the fact that Jesse became the director the government entity that kidnapped and tortured her brother for YEARS. because the weakest element of the first game was that I never got any sense of rage from Jesse at the FBC for what they did to Dylan. never any resentment towards the role of director of that same government entity that destroyed their family - a role she never asked for but was thrust upon her.

I need to see that emotional fallout in the next game

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So, we all agree that Jesse stabbed Dylan with the abberant to give it to him, right?

It touched down in his comatosed mind space right after she stabbed him, so it was the only way for him to commune with it.

Which is super sad, cause even within his own mind, he was still stuck inside that cell.

Poor boy.

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Kinda miffed that people are talking shit about Dylan Faden.

Put some respect on that boy's name!

Had he not been kidnapped, Jesse would have never gone looking for him, she would've never met Emily Pope, and they'd not be making out sloppy style right now.

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So Robin and Morven seem to be merging slightly...

Would that eventually turn them into Morbin?

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The Death Stranding tags are unusable because Higgs fanatics exist.

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Revolver spinning is just stimming for cowboys and gunslingers.

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Do you think that if you, as a human, was isekai'd to the Cars universe that the act of getting in a car would be pleasurable to the cars, and you'd become famous for giving cars the best orgasms they've ever had?