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Ind. Tammy Warner Written by Amy

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OOC. I’m seriously craving some spooky horror plots/AUs if anyone wants to hit me up!

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                               But I’m just not the angel you knew x

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OOC. I’ll be going between here and my New Kid tonight but I’ll try to hit up some of my drafts on both. If you’d like to talk with Tammy you can find her kik under the same name as her URL.

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     “I don’t think I’ve ever really talked to any of Ken’s friends before. I feel a little bad about it really.”

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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Tammy has a kik now so hit her up if you’d like.

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I’ve been thinking a lot about how the episode they introduce Mysterion in is the episode right after ‘The Ring’ and so I can’t help but think how Tammy definitely found Mysterion super hot.

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The Princess and her Chosen Hero.

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    “I like guinea pigs if that’s a plus.”

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    “I’m sure we could still be pretty good friends at least. Don’t you think so?”

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     “Just gonna get this one out of the way.”

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     “About even ain’t bad at all!”

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                           -- We’re WAY too YOUNG to be this BORING.  

                                                  Written by Amy | Private & Selective

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Been a While | CLOSED

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dyingorangeparka:

It had been a few weeks, almost two months, since he had last seen her. The incident between them had made them grow distant, despite how good their relationship honestly was. The poor boy didn’t know what to do.

He just wanted her to be happy, was what he thought. But his inner desires would say otherwise. He stood in the hallway as school had ended, walking down the kid-filled walkway as Kenny approached the person in question. He hoped she wouldn’t get mad, or ignore him. He just wanted a genuine talk.

“Uh… hi…” Kenny said, as he stopped in his tracks, standing an arm’s length away from the older student. Her gorgeous hair and lively eyes, seeing them again almost made Kenny blush. “It’s been a wilhe… how are you Tmmay?”

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     It had been a long few weeks though she tried not to let it show too much. Not until she was well hidden behind the door of her locker. For a few days now she had been trying to figure things out. How she would start to talk to him again but it all was so hard. Always the emotional one. Sometimes it could just get far too overwhelming.

     A sigh escapes her as she finally closes her locker. The sudden voice nearly startled her, head turning quickly to spot that familiar orange jacket. Her cheeks almost went pink. How long had he been standing there?

    “Ken...” A small smile tugged at her lips before dropping not a moment later. ‘Now or never, Tammy.’ She had to face the music, “I’ve...been getting by...actually, it’s kinda funny you’re here...I wanted to see if maybe we could...you know, talk. If you want to.”

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No one can tell me Tammy’s not secretly badass. It’s like the perfect trope for her.