love experts

just two girls (ree & lyssa) who are completely inexperienced when it comes to boys but still pretend like we know what we're doing

[boyexperts]

love is

cancelled

[boyexperts]

its v funny bc middle-high school was me thinking boys were so mysterious and wondering what they were thinking and how i could get them to like me and now college me is like hm i am bored im gonna waste this fuckboi’s time bc why not

[boyexperts]

So I rlly don't wanna be in a relationship (lots of reasons but mostly my own insecurities and shit) but how do I stop getting crushes that i know I'll never act on bc I DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP?!?! Basically how do I stop having romantic feelings forever I heard you were the experts so

remove ur heart

[reetea]

[boyexperts]

it's funny how people ask you very legitimate and very serious things as if you're going to give a very legitimate and very serious answer

its even funnier that so many of u guys follow us lmao we dont do SHIT

[boyexperts]

HEY GUYS

im not trying to force u guys to do anything, but like, if u guys want 20% off ur entire purchase at Glossier, use this link: http://bff.glossier.com/fBjvQ

im really into their natural, clean aesthetic bc like, if im gonna be putting shit on my face, i wanna feel good about it, u know?

[boyexperts]

HEY GUYS

im not trying to force u guys to do anything, but like, if u guys want 20% off ur entire purchase at Glossier, use this link: http://bff.glossier.com/fBjvQ

im really into their natural, clean aesthetic bc like, if im gonna be putting shit on my face, i wanna feel good about it, u know?

[boyexperts]

I'm such an spaghetti

major mood

[boyexperts]

Hi! So i need help sorting out the logistical part of my feelings bc im good friends with this guy (whos great. Hes a bb bean whos hilarious and giggly and vvv cute) and our friendship is really good bc were supportive on everything we do and its literally like a tumblr friendship- watching skies, holding hands, just talking and giggling - but A. I really like him but idk if im ready for another crush and B. Even though he says he isnt, im hella sure hes still in love w his girl bff.Suggestions

ghost him. feelings are cancelled for 2017

[boyexperts]

HEY GUYS

im not trying to force u guys to do anything, but like, if u guys want 20% off ur entire purchase at Glossier, use this link: http://bff.glossier.com/fBjvQ

im really into their natural, clean aesthetic bc like, if im gonna be putting shit on my face, i wanna feel good about it, u know?

[boyexperts]

so there's this tall, soft boy in my art class who always compliments my work and goes along with my self deprecating jokes :( my last class is on friday and i want his number and or social media and idk how to ask because he may be transferring to another college in the fall. what do i do?? ahhh. oh dear

“hey so i was wondering if i could get ur number so that i can text u other self deprecating jokes? but like, in a cute way? thx xoxo”

[boyexperts]

ok so recently i went to my cousins high school graduation and saw THE HOTTEST BOY i've ever seen in my life. i found this guy's name and stalked the fuck out of him on social media. should i send him a DM being like "hey you're super cute :)" or like "you are very attractive and i have 12 photos of you saved in my camera roll" ? he lives in the same state as me but we live about 3 hrs apart. he's 17 and i'm 15 but im willing to lie and say 16. ok this isn't even gonna go anywhere i need to stop

hey im not trying to tell u how to live ur life but like, its really hard to cuddle when ur 3 hours apart u know???? u get me????

[boyexperts]

some boys look so sweet with their muted brown hair and soft eyes and an even softer smile but then they open their mouths and say some dumbass shit like “that girl is such a bitch” or use the n-word, and they just waste all the opportunities their genes gave them. such a shame smh

[boyexperts]

im always so smitten with the IDEA of someone, but like, when things actually start happening, it throws me off and i do not want to exist anymore

[nevaehtyler]

She did THAT

[boyexperts]

im just out here chilling. ya know, watching some tv, thinking about kissing u, reading some books... the usual

[boyexperts]

no offense but taking a nap with a nice boy is so nice like u dont know where u end and he begins but everything is warm and u can hear his heart and its so good