[boyfriendbiter]

hi ^__^

♢ my name is spooky this is my selfship blog

♤ this is not an 18+ place but i am am adult

♡ my f/o list is in my carrd and safe to view anytime dont even worry go on

♧ TMA/TME believers DNI dont even look at me. other than that i just block freely

dividers by pixopix ☆ userboxes by sweet-to0th-graphix

[lvmimis]

f/o who finds themselves unconsciously fiddling with their wedding band just days after you get married because it's still hard to believe that they have the right to be your lawfully wedded partner and need to remind themselves it's real

[yimpyapologist]

love when people say shit like “why did you pick him” BITCHHH i did not choose anyone. he came to me. he’s the one who wiggled his way into my brain like a worm and made himself at home

[takaholic]

every time your f/o sees you smiling they're thinking "just marry me already"

[boyfriendbiter]

my beautiful lovely sweet f/o who bites me affectionately but it hurts real bad cause they do it too hard. and yet i prevail

[synf3ll]

thinking about posting something about how people are considering "selfshipper" to be a less valid/serious term when in reality selfshippers can be just as dedicated as fictosexuals and gachikoi, very much like how some alterhumans have been opting for labels like "physical [identity]" or "clinical zoanthrope" just because they find them to be more "serious" than "therian" or "otherkin" but i'm worried i'll get backlash lol

i identify as fictosexual myself. it's not about what label you use, it's about not putting down others who use other labels that are actually very similar.

just two communities that i'm a part of that seem to have the same trend in terminology lately

[segamascott]

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: *nudges F/O awake at 4am*

S/I: Do you like me?

F/O: I'm dating you, S/I.

S/I: Yeah, but like, as a friend or as a partner?

[not-so-cutesy-selfship]

F/O taking the biggest and/or nastiest bug they can find, and putting it in whatever would be the worst spot for you to find it. On your neck, right next to your hand wherever you're sitting, on top of your belongings, right in front of your leg, on your pillow, etc etc...

[traaansfem]

Women who cackle are so cute

Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck

[imgonnamakeausernamelater]

you and f/o going to ikea, going into the kitchen displays and acting like a toxic sitcom couple while one of f/os friends plays laugh tracks from their phone

[boyfriendbiter]

good fuuto morning

[z0mbo]

Your f/o talking to you while on a walk, but the step on the prongs of a gardening hoe and get smacked in the face…. Just think about it

[boyfriendbiter]

siiigh kissing my bratty bitchass f/o and they complain about how bad it was

[boyfriendbiter]

many many people would be much more free if they just accepted the wonders of aging an f/o up if it matters so much

[garlicwonderhoy]

Self-shipping becoming more popular after people started calling it yumeshipping:

[thevastmultiverse]

Making your detective f/o some miniature mysteries to solve at home, it’s enrichment for their enclosure