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elide: if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you ?

lorcan: what friends ?

lorcan: and yes

elide: ...

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feyre: i actually think it makes a guy more manly if they’re not afraid to -

rhysand: *already crying*

rhysand: you’re so fucking beautiful -

[starfallkaz]

ALTERNATIVE ToG OTP

If Nehemia never died, and instead Fenrys met her through serving Aelin. And he’s captivated by her beauty and her wit and brains - how someone so young can do such good in the world, and her desire to help her people. They grow closer during his visit and Fenrys extends his visit to Terrassen as does Nehemia. It’s common to see the light of Eyllwe walking around the palace gardens with a large white wolf by her side. When she’s due to return back to her kingdom Aelin tasks Fenrys as an “ambassador” to return to Ellywe with her, winking at them.

[aelin-godkiller]

OH this. I rarely see a pair for Fenrys where I think YEAH because who deserves him. But this works!!

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rowan: you know the microwave emits radiation when it’s on, right ?

aelin: so on one hand i’m fine and i get mac & cheese

aelin: or on the other hand i die

aelin: it’s a win-win in my eyes

[dejablue1999]

Throne of Glass TV series production "Queen of Shadows"

Way back in 2016 Hulu and Sarah J. Maas announced that Queen of Shadows, the TV adaptation of the Throne of Glass Series, was under development. We are now half way through 2019 and no follow up has been shared by Hulu or Sarah J. Maas. If you are a fan of this series and want to help get the project rolling then please take a few moments and sign this petition.

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dorian: *walks out of the bathroom with his hair all spiked up*

dorian: would you still talk to me if i went to the pub like this?

chaol: well considering we’re at the pub...

chaol: *starts talking to aedion*

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things the dream boys find hard that they shouldn’t

cassian: finding the shampoo and conditioner labels on the bottles

rhysand: typing on a keyboard without looking at the keys

azriel: nothing, my boy is perfect

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maeve: you will bow to me

aelin: i couuuuld, but i don’t want to

aelin: *nearly burns down doranrlle*

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amren: when you die i shall —

cassian: brave of you to assume i can die

amren: in two seconds i shall burst into laughter

amren: *lurches for cassian*

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i have this need for a scene in throne of glass where dorian calls manon ‘khaleesi’ because that would be the cutest shit ever

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suriel: did someone say gossip?

feyre: no suri no one sai—

suriel: well you’ll never believe what i just saw

feyre: ...

feyre: go on

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just imagine

fenrys and aedion secretly fight all the time about who bella should’ve ended up with (fenrys thinks edward, aedion thinks jacob)

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varian: quick! what could tarquin’s password be?

amren: try “cassian: It WaS oNe BuIlDiNg”

varian: okay

amren: i was jok-

varian: it worked

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acotar characters as fall out boy songs

feyre: 27

rhysand: she’s my winona

cassian: 20 dollar nose bleed

azriel: fame<infamy

mor: bang the doldrums

amren: i don’t care

lucien: xo

tamlin: calm before the storm

nesta: don’t you know who i think i am?

elain: thriller

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dorian: can i get an A?

king of adarlan: A!

dorian: can i get a N?

king of adarlan: N!

dorian: can i get a Supportive Dad Who Loves Me And Doesn’t Want To Manipulate Me?

king of adarlan: ... fuck you

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rowan: my word is dickhead

aedion: mine is dumbass

fenrys: asshole for me

fenrys: wait no —

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“She’s just a poor girl from a poor family...”

— what Tamlin was thinking when he took her to the Spring Court