upchuck2000

im charlie and i think dogs should vote 25 - he / him

[dirtbiker]

[polari]

ive always had the diva’s sensibility but as a child i lacked the language to understand when i was experiencing aesthetic distaste so for a while i developed what can only be described as a fear response to certain saturated shades of purple

[cosmicanger]

tracy chapman, rolling stone #535 (september 1988)

[clickk-to-be-pure]

[cutecipher]

‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[mallowmaenad]

protein bar companies should have their peanut butter and chocolate privileges revoked until they can prove they actually know what those two ingredients are supposed to taste like

[wolfwideweb]

[sea-spines]

let’s all nap on big warm papa

[mawshake]

Hey... what?

Susie is stuck in Hades help her

[randomalistic]

You do not want to use Ai prompt websites. What you are yearning for is Scribblenauts

[felixfeliccis]

[bisclavaret]

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

[coldcanyon-deactivated20250109]

I literally love being a mammal sooooo much like im soft and warm and get to love other soft warm and nice smelling creature. In the winter I like to get wrapped up so as to stay warm and dry. Its just my #MammalWay. I eat fruits which are sweet as well and I can use germs to make breads cheese and wine. I cant wait to retire to my burrow tonight. And when you touch gently my mammal body it feels good.....omggggg

[postoctobrist]

why does transitioning have to be so scary, I just want to be me

authenticity is always frightening but more so in a time of falseness

[thegreenpea]

[deepinourengines]

therapy will kill patient. he needs bad music to live.

[cellobuster]

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him