[boysslop]

restarting my tumblr acc. expect something funny, something sexy, and completely stupid.

[distantvoices]

Birte Carolin Von Knoblauch for Numéro China May 2026

[yours-in-love]

[9e978e]

via

[boysslop]

haven’t posted in a bit hello

[sidebuds]

[retroornot]

[retroornot]

[enki2]

[retroornot]

[akashicrecord]

Showed my mom this pic and she said "what have they done to him"

[futchcassidy]

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

[akashicrecord]

we're white

[boysslop]

if you see this post, congratulations! your day can only get better from here

[explivids]

[boysslop]

the reblogs at 1AM

[un-father3]

Let me slip into something more comfortable.

*Slides my cock in you*

[androfiles]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[pocketphoenix]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[knightofleo]

“ExcUSE me?!”

[roach-works]

the thing i love about social animals is they necessarily have a concept of manners which means that you can be rude to them. not threatening, but rude. and they’ll be annoyed at you for it.

[dreamwaffles]

[boysslop]

did i eat today 🥴