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arinzwormteef

watching s1 of iasip why does mac have the eyes of a neglected hamster

#he is one #iasip #also name twin hi. also you like hermitcraft hi.

thegoldengoddd

Corny macdennis skit by me! (based on early seasons)

M: You know the kind of guys chicks REALLY dig, Dennis?

D: Hm?

M: Savoirs. Right, hear me out, dude! There are so many of these ladies being beaten by their husbands right? I mean, SURELY they're looking for an escape!

D: I think I'm following, I think I'm following... So what you're insinuating is we go over, and (with quotation fingers) TAKE CARE of their husbands...

M: EXACTLY dude! And then...

D: Sweet, sexual bliss.

M: That's right!

D: Right so we really tell the husband we have a high paying job for him and send him on his way, he'll go and he'll be driving all night... he'll get there and boom, nothing. he's gonna think he got the location wrong and drive all the way back eventually. And by the time we're done with the lady, he'll be back, empty handed and with a banged wife...

M: Right, well... I was more thinking we actually kick these guys' asses. Like, I'd display my badass karate moves to her and she'd be all mine after that!

D: Right, but then that'd be committing a felony! Plus, women like a mysterious man... Trust me, a simple "I'll take care o' him for ya..." (winks) and the women would climb me like Everest, Mac! Besides, what if we lost the fight against the guy?

...

M: We're doing the ass kicking.

D: We're not doing it—