glenn howerton would be a internet microcelebrity with 10k followers if he was born like 20 years later. the local bi guy you meet at a queer club who’s constantly posting his brunch and complaining about men on grindr. spends his weekends on benders and then posts his green juice and gluten free bagel Monday morning, constantly posting thirst traps for his seven situationships but is quite clearly in some committed, unspoken thing with his best friend














