up your bait game! send that creepy, stalker, obsessive mutual a pair of your panties in the mail! make sure you leave a return address on the envelope! send them nudes with your geolocation metadata still attached! take selfies with logos of local businesses and schools you attended in the background! conveniently slip in your daily schedule when talking to them, when you’re the most vulnerable and when you’re home alone! seize the day, don’t sit back and wait for your fantasies to come true. work for your tomorrow. bait your kidnapping mutual today.
















