I Like Green

[brad-tu-da-bone]

Intro Post

Hey, Brad here. I go to Darkley’s, and I specialize in herbology. Interact or don’t, the choice is yours (but if you don’t I might have to put my teachings to use…). My allies are @sallythesinger, @evil-gene-ius, and @lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil

He/him

DNI: Finn, Darkley’s administrators, the IRS, the government, FBI, CIA, officers, heroes, nice people, weaklings, etc.

OOC: Hi! @highbookwormofthecentury is the manager of this blog!

THE DNI ABOVE THE CUT IS FAKE DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT

No NSFW content is allowed, as my blog AND the blogs I’ve tagged are minors (This blog occurs while the Darkley's kids are still bad, before Lloyd is expelled, so everyone is around 7-9 years of age)

I’ll probably sprinkle in a little Greenflower here and there lol

THE TRUE DNI: racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, predators, misogynists, proshippers, pedophiles, pro-MAGA, and any other kind of asshole.

[brad-tu-da-bone]

Does it bother you when people ask you intimate questions? Things like who you like or what attracts you?

questions like that dont matter. theres no point in wondering about that stuff. not when you go to darkleys

[brad-tu-da-bone]

in honor of the ides of march i have planted numerous knives around the school campus

@lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil @sallythesinger @evil-gene-ius be cautious. I don’t need wounded allies.

if you find a knife. Stab Finn with it. He tried to poison my plants yesterday

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

hwodo u poisn plamts

[brad-tu-da-bone]

i know what youre up to

im not telling you

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

im not up2 antying!!

[brad-tu-da-bone]

you forget i’ve been watching you for years

[brad-tu-da-bone]

why do you like green

why are you asking

[brad-tu-da-bone]

in honor of the ides of march i have planted numerous knives around the school campus

@lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil @sallythesinger @evil-gene-ius be cautious. I don’t need wounded allies.

if you find a knife. Stab Finn with it. He tried to poison my plants yesterday

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

hwodo u poisn plamts

[brad-tu-da-bone]

i know what youre up to

im not telling you

[brad-tu-da-bone]

in honor of the ides of march i have planted numerous knives around the school campus

@lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil @sallythesinger @evil-gene-ius be cautious. I don’t need wounded allies.

if you find a knife. Stab Finn with it. He tried to poison my plants yesterday

[brad-tu-da-bone]

What's it like being friends with the great and evil Lloyd Garmadon?

lloyd is…a wildcard to say the least

much like sally, you can never predict what he’ll do

he makes for a great ally, and he’s pleasant bearable to be around

@lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

@sallythesinger @brad-tu-da-bone wan 2 prnk gene?

[brad-tu-da-bone]

Im diwn

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

we alrdy prakned him :/

we canagian tho

[brad-tu-da-bone]

Hell yea

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

@sallythesinger @brad-tu-da-bone wan 2 prnk gene?

[brad-tu-da-bone]

Im diwn

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

we alrdy prakned him :/

we canagian tho

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

@sallythesinger @brad-tu-da-bone wan 2 prnk gene?

[brad-tu-da-bone]

Im diwn

[brad-tu-da-bone]

who put a glitter bomb in my dorm.

probably Sa-

actually

do your own derty work. Investegate yoreseld

[evil-gene-ius]

@lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil @brad-tu-da-bone @sallythesinger

I am requesting back-up. The tiger is sitting in front of the library entrance.

[brad-tu-da-bone]

We keep the tiger because it is Sally’s minion.

I thought you were supposed to be the smart one? Yet you can’t think your way out of this problem?

I can probably steal a glitter bomb or two from @sallythesinger’s dorm to distract the tiger.

[brad-tu-da-bone]

You like green huh. Something smells a little fishy in here…

Are you gay

who’s asking?

[evil-gene-ius]

*permanent glitter bomb explodes in your dorm*

-@brad-tu-da-bone

IT GOT IN MY MOUTH. FUCK YOU.

[brad-tu-da-bone]

I have no regrets.

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DNI nice people? So you can’t be here either…

Ho go kill yourself

[lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil]

Brad I think as the masterminds of tomorrow. were supposed to get someone else to kill them not get them to kill themselves...

[brad-tu-da-bone]

both. Both is good.

[brad-tu-da-bone]

I feel like causing chaos…

Choose.

Option 1

Option 2

Option 3

Mysterious 4th Option

Voting ended onJul 15, 2025

@sallythesinger @evil-gene-ius @lloyd-garmadon-bringer-of-evil

[evil-gene-ius]

I'm curious as to what this is for.

[brad-tu-da-bone]

you’ll find out soon…

[brad-tu-da-bone]

DNI nice people? So you can’t be here either…

Ho go kill yourself