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Dressed ready for the Spring Dance! Now all I need is that damned Stacey to be here.

-sniffs and pinches nose shut- i’m here, i’m here. -stretches jaw, rubbing nose- let’s go. and don’t worry, the gun’s filled with water.

#reply #princess #brxtn: spring dance #this is the only time i'm getting dressed up #welp

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[ text ]: yeah, that’d be great… [ text ]: cept it’s outside??????? [ text ]: like, lolzter wtf man [ text ]: since when are we keeping track? [ text ]: IF YOU’RE GONNA HELP ME JUST HELP ME

girlonfire-talia

[TEXT]: WHAT. THE. FUCK. [TEXT]: you should have told me in the first place?? [TEXT]: how can i help you then? any plans? [TEXT]: or maybe i can just entertain you with pictures [TEXT]: of how i am enjoying my freedom and not getting stuck with some walk through history shit? whatcha think?

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[ text ]: .... [ text ]: i just found my phone [ text ]: i’ve been searching in this pile of fucking dry leaves for hours. [ text ]: and now i’m running late to pick up royal [ text ]: see you at the shit show man

#brxtn: spring dance #fuck me #text #lolzter #alright welp #i'm comin princess

girlonfire-talia

[ text ]: help. [ text ]: i got roped into it because second year wes was like yeah, come. we'll throw some back [ text ]: and run off and fuck in the bushes or some shit. [ text ]: and then the adviser took attendance, looked me straight in the eye and told me she'd fail me if i left. [ text ]: and i've already got micha on my ass.

[TEXT]: well i could cause a distraction? like set the whole building on fire alarm. then you could escape?[TEXT]: but you still owe me for being an ass yesterday though.[TEXT]: so don’t expect this is free of charge :P

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[ text ]: yeah, that’d be great... [ text ]: cept it’s outside??????? [ text ]: like, lolzter wtf man [ text ]: since when are we keeping track? [ text ]: IF YOU’RE GONNA HELP ME JUST HELP ME

#text #lolzter #walk through history #bored as fuck #i'd listen to music #but she's talking about some random bird that was really important #like can this be over NOW

derpycats

“What are you looking at?”

#kitty #yeah man #fuck you lookin at

i’m at this fuckin lame “walk through history” shit with statues and shit someone come save me or at least entertain me

#i don't beg #but like #fuck #this shit's boring #and i popped two before i came so like #it's hitting me #but there ain't SHIT i can do #starter #welp #walk through history

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[text]: Just a casual reminder that if you miss the next tutoring session, you will fail your upcoming exam. [text]: Also a casual reminder that if you show up high or drunk, I reserve the right to turn the water hose on you again.

[ text ]: cmon man lay off for like one day.[ text ]: or week[ text ]: whatever the fuck we’re supposed to meet[ text ]: let’s just hope you have food ready for me, because the only way that happens is if i’m rollin right out of bed[ text ]: and even then, i still can’t guarantee anythin

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[text]: I’m a tutor, not your mother. Good luck repeating this class.

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[ text ]: wow, man [ text ]: and they pay you for this???

#text #micha #why are you so passive aggressive like #i hate this as much as you do #also bambi's fuckin bambi #not a dear #or deer #whatever the fuck #i don't even know half the words you said so

tattoosga

♛

#rad #yatted #tatts #this is sick

tattoosga

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am i micha yet?

#micha #sorry #welp #just posing in front of a weird baby angel thing #i wonder why they made these fuckin statues anyway #walk through history

tattoosga

♛

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i might get this tattoo for ya, daze.

#yatted #just because #daisies are cool #but daze is a lil bit better #;]#daze

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holy. shit. if anyone brought these for me right now, i’d be MASSIVELY GRATEFULLLLL i’m on too many drugs right now to tell you which i took first. these gummies look really fucking good.

#gummies #welp #i'm off to find them #and hopefully hit a bar or seven #i'm definitely gonna feel this tomorrow #peace out losers #PEACE OUT #LOSERS #whahahaha

[text]: Just a casual reminder that if you miss the next tutoring session, you will fail your upcoming exam. [text]: Also a casual reminder that if you show up high or drunk, I reserve the right to turn the water hose on you again.

[ text ]: cmon man lay off for like one day.[ text ]: or week[ text ]: whatever the fuck we’re supposed to meet[ text ]: let’s just hope you have food ready for me, because the only way that happens is if i’m rollin right out of bed[ text ]: and even then, i still can’t guarantee anythin

#reply #text #hmu #micha #tutoring sucks #why can't #bambi #just tutor me instead?????

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

please, please, car car. no yellin’i’m not as drunk as i was earlier, if that’s what you mean?but what’d i do to get such a wonderful wake-up call?

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Cuz you’re hungover, and I’m always extra loud when you’re hungover. It’s part of the package.

And if this was about you being drunk, the question would be “WHO THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?”

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woahhhhhhh WHAT just happened? i don’t think i did anyone... for once.

i’m going back to sleep.

#reply #car car #if i knew #i wouldn't ask car car #now you can tell me or bring me some ginger ale like #the only way this package works is if you keep up #your end of the bargain too #also i'm getting the spins now #i don't need this

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

please, please, car car. no yellin’i’m not as drunk as i was earlier, if that’s what you mean?but what’d i do to get such a wonderful wake-up call?

#reply #car car #i mean #i kinda was falling asleep with this cig in my mouth #so thanks #but really do you gotta yell #??

girlonfire-talia

For fucks sake, Stacey, no one wants to see that on their dash. Just leave Royal alone, will you? Ever thought of putting your phone away from you while drunk? But I know it’s pointless talking to you here so I’ll just come over and shut you up.

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no, mom, don’t make me.

...

i think i’m gonna die.

#shit #reply #lolzter #why you hatin me girl #you always wanna drink #and dance #and party #and roll #but now i'm TOO DRUNK #AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN #okay #i'll take a nap #nicol told me to put it down too #i mean if he came over then #i mean #;]

it's 1:18 p.m. and i'm so. fucked. up.

#shit #welp #one and a two and a drunk

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okay okay. give me a few hours. i’ll be more drunk then.

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Stace, it’s almost one in the afternoon, why are you drinking? Unless you’re trying to seduce me into your room, you got to get your damn ass up and get sober.

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i mean, i wasn’t thinkin about it before but now that you mention it....

#reply #princess #i mean she could get some head if she really wanted it #i'm not worried about her at all #but i guess i'll roll over and #grab this bottle #and uncork it #and keep drinking #because a wine drun #k #is the best #drun #k to have #=]

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bradfordsbastard:

Stacey, come on, be a little more serious about this please. Nobody wants to see a naked man running around at the dance.

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okay okay. give me a few hours. i’ll be more drunk then.

#yeah right #princess #i don't do serious #and everyone wants to see me naked #like cmon #CMOOOOONNNN

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