i'm serious, i'm funny.

Stop trying so hard. I can sense a desperate soul.

[lesgardenias]

[bradleycake-blog]

Me: *looking in the mirror* Is this some kind of sick joke???

[thegrandarchives]

[hypersexualsportswear]

I’m the person who she made get out of the car and take this

[1010ll]

[georgianadesign]

SW London residence, UK. Blakes London, interior designers, bespoke cabinetry design & residential renovation & development.

[subtubitles]

[filthyhetero2]

[alluka]

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

[bradleycake-blog]

being a college instructor i can say that this is 100% fact

[jodiefoster]

*yelling at myself with a megaphone* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[lazybitch]

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

[seapuke]

[usingtimewisely]

the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you like attention?  how dare you.  how dare anyone like being loved 

[eroticaremix1]

i want to lay on a hammock with harry and listen to what he has to say about love

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[instalads]

[juuliaroberts]

room with a view