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A place for animated gifs and other stuff.

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Poster graphics I made for Bethel. Fun with #paintsplatter #graphicdesign #poster #neon #dayglow

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Just wondering what #memes would look like as vintage split fountain ink concert posters. #invisiblebike #cats 

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Left Shark Infinity-Loop

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Put on your leg warmers. Find your sweatbands. It's time to dance and burn! TR-B0B / Wagamama / Wobbler / F-Major / 112 bpm

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5 Reasons Millennium Falcons are Leaving the Church

Everyone knows this is a huge problem but no one seems to want to talk about it. I can't stay silent any longer. If many more of these classic spacecraft leave, the church will be left isolated and alone. Let's do something about this!

1. Lack of Interplanetary Diversity

My grandfather always used to say "Where there are no Wookiee, there is no worship."

2. Churches Don't Budget for Tractor Beams

Tractor Beams are really expensive, however there is no other attraction device in the universe that can prevent a mass starship exodus like a tractor beam can. Churches have to realize that these beams are almost as important as playing David Crowder songs.

3. Vehicular Self-Consciousness

Look... not everyone can afford a Corellian corvette like the Tantive IV. Nor do most of us have room in the garage for a Death Star. Be humble with the spacecraft you choose to fly to church in.

4. Everyone Has Forgotten the Kessel Run.

If you want to be kind and show tolerance to your Falcon brothers and sisters, do them a favor and go back to the history books. Read the story of how the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! Then maybe you'll have something to talk to them about.

5. Millennium Falcon Pilots are, more often than not, loners.

I mean... the most famous one of all... his name was "Han Solo." I rest my case.

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99 Reasons I Never Read Your Blog...

Ever wonder why I don't read your blog? Curious why I never click on your link? Find out this amazing trick to understand the habits and psychology behind one of the most elusive clickers on the internet. The truth is finally told after years of careful research. You will be amazed at what was uncovered!

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Just doing my part to help celebrate this "once every 72,000 year" occasion. Happy Thanksgivukkah! #Thanksgivukkah #turkey #friedturkey

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Benjamin Planklin

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#gocarts

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#blueberries #echosprings

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#blindshot

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#sunshadow

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#karate #indierock

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Wheels. Colors. Fence.

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Cool church building. Lakeside Baptist.

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Dino 2.