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Current Active Interests

Creepypasta | COD (MW) 2019-23 | Love and Deepspace | Heartstopper | Hades | Baldur's Gate 3

About Blog

This is at 16+ blog with no nsfw content but occasional depictions of violence. I write and post when I can as I kinda linger while life happens. Because of this, I am quite slow with requests, which I apologize for in advance ^^; However, if you don't mind, I appreciate you stopping by or hanging around!

Ask/Request Rules

I mostly write headcanons and imagines as of now, but I'm open to the idea of writing small one shots. By default, I will write y/n scenarios as gender neutral unless asked otherwise. When giving a request, be specific on what you wish for and include characters you want to see. I have the right to deny any requests, but I do appreciate them, so feel free to ask! 

Fandoms I Will Write Requests For

Creepypasta | COD | Love and Deepspace

Things I Won't Write

NSFW | Non-con/ Dub-con | Incest

Taken Anons

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Know that something something of mates feeling each other's pain and emotions? In this instance Valko is glad you weren't a wolf hybrid as he is.

The business meeting he was in can wait as pins and needles shot through his body all from a spot on the inner thigh. In the time it takes from him leaving the building and headed your way based off the news of a wanderer attack, he feels a wave of pain then fear then anger with a swell of his own pride knowing that his baby wasn't going down easily. Still he was worried and his body ached as if he finished a 3 hour workout the whole drive there.

When he finally arrives, all the heaviness is lifted as you lock eyes with him, meeting you halfway as you leap off the bench you were resting at when getting checked by field medics.

"I got you, baby, it's alright," he whispers as his arms wrap around your body to shield you from everything, ignoring the eyes of those around witnessing the CEO with you. "Let's get you home, yeah?"

On the other hand, you couldn't stand not feeling his pain. It's been a handful of nights now that he arrives at your place injured harsher than usual and it breaks you each time. While he always arrived for you, you were a no show for him; it was frustrating.

You try your best to keep your hands from shaking as you stitch him up from a two lined cut on his arm, keeping your feelings in check but of course he knew, using his free hand to move some hair out of your face.

"Baby-"

"I can't help it, okay? I...I have no way of knowing how you're doing or if you need help or in serious trouble. I'd drop everything for you like you do for me, but I can't. I feel so selfish and useless-"

"Hey, hey, none of that now," he quickly reassures you, adjusting his sitting from the couch to hug you close with one arm, his cheek resting against the top of your head as you hear his heartbeat.

"It sucks, yes, but I'd never wish that on you. I'd hate for you to be in pain while you try to rest at night or lash out at your own job while I'm at mine. It's biology to me, I can handle it." He backs off and tilts his head down to face you eye to eye with that comforting golden hue.

"You've got enough on your plate, rascal, but I'll be sure to let you know when I'm in a tough patch from now on. Sound good?"

When you nod in agreement, he kisses your forehead and the two of you exhale in content from the worries being sorted for now. He makes it an effort in a few days time to make a tracking system for the two of you with an added emotion feature.

The "missing you" button gets spammed indefinitely.

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If I may speak my thoughts into the void for a moment because I've done nothing but think now that I've ceased logging into the game until Valko's return.

*Photo taken day of Valko's cancelation post

Want to emphasize before starting: I am speaking as a multi love interest, low spender player that has been playing the game daily since the 2nd week of launch. I would also like to point out that I am speaking in theory and personally, not stating fact.

I truly believe that what has caused such a disapproving reaction at Valko's mere introduction is that he had no proper introduction. And the wedding banner is to blame as well.

Starting with Sylus's debut, he appears in the story not only from the mention of having to go to the N109 zone, but his voice appearing in Chapter 7: Moonlight Under Sea. With the story ending on us being taken, it had to either be we see immediately who "the big bad" is in the new update or new love interest and people were gunning for the second option. Sylus was without a mini teaser with his intro trailer debuting on June 21, 2024 and his gameplay trailer released on the livestream of July 7, 2024 and was then released on July 15, 2024.

Important Note: Sylus's intro trailer was released earlier due to the leaks that had surfaced before his full surprise appearance for the livestream.

With Caleb, immediate appearance, connection and interest stemmed from him being shown earlier in chapter 4 of the story. Thousands of players pointed out "Trust, he's coming back" and he had every right to. His model was polished, his voice lines were more natural than filler NPC's and he had presence. His mini teaser was released on January 6, 2025 with his intro trailer and gameplay trailer releasing in the livestream of January 10, 2025. He was then released into the game on January 22, 2025.

Thus the issue with Valko's appearance. Firstly, a whole year and a half later from Caleb's debut which is really not a problem as we had main story updates. However, he's not strongly hinted in the main story like the other two with the only theory of his appearance being also in chapter 4 when MC has a run in with a bystander before Caleb meets her again. When I say main story, I mean the dialogued/cutscene aspect that everyone follows. For the written stories, it's a hit and miss but a presence of Valko can be seen, but again however, only if you read it. Aside from the "Coming Soon", the stellar colors, the empty UI slots with LI's names, and the connection to Ever that has been theorized since mentioned, he's nowhere.

Secondly, his debut. Sylus and Caleb's full trailer and introductions came out the day the update livestream was presented. Valko's however was beforehand, his intro trailer released on June 22, 2026 and his gameplay trailer on June 28, 2026 with a release day for July 9, 2026. That's 17 days of sitting on a character compared to the 8 for Sylus and 12 for Caleb. Everyone judged Valko based off 30 seconds of preview without a follow up immediately afterwards like the others, having to wait for the week to pass before the update livestream appeared.

Lastly, my personal theory, the wedding banner helped further the reasoning on some players not wanting Valko. Really, really sitting on it, the wedding banner was poorly timed and should have been delayed. It's one thing for Sylus and Caleb's having to catch up on light tension and first kisses, it's another for them to leap into a wedding banner while a 6th love interest is still in development to be released. In fact, the wedding banner ran during this time last year from July 3-22, 2026.

If a 6th love interest was going to be introduced a year later, what stopped you from prolonging it? Now I'm unsure if in Asian culture there is a form or variation of a promise ring (feel free to let me know), but I feel that would have been a nice checkpoint of relationship progression until all the love interests were accounted for in the case that 6 was the final number. I feel that because of this multi banner, on a psychological and routine level, it further enforced the notion of the "OG5" and stirred more restraint for a new face to enter the game.

I've been seeing a few others mention how Sylus's and Caleb's introductions were just as bad, and while I won't deny it at all, it was very usual critiques on the archetypes and appearances. Valko was unfortunate on him being introduced when players had issues with the game, fighting for fairness and consistency, leading to him being the scapegoat from both the company and the players.

There is still no excuse on the fans side for their reactions, no matter how minor or major they were and definitely no excuse from the company side for prioritizing what decision could potentially make them keep revenue, leading to 2+ years of loving, devoted development for a character to just be tossed out by a higher up in 72 hours, 3 days time.

I patiently wait for Valko's return and sincerely hope that this overly long silence is due to the supposed investigation of the game. When he does show, trust, I'm boosting that man to level 50 in 3 days time.

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LADS as Overwatch Roles

This is very stupid, but stupid gets me through it//

Caleb: Flanking DPS

Thinks he's a real comedian (and is banned from playing against MC)

Bounced around as a support player first before discovering the wonders of Tracer and Reaper, never going back

Introduced the game to Zayne for the sake of having someone as a duo when MC can't

Has a bad habit of holding onto his ultimate

Likes escort/hybrid maps to weave around

Mains Tracer, Cassidy and Echo

Rafayel: Escape Artist Support

"Come back- YOU'RE PURPLE, COME BACK!"

Plays like it's a horror movie because it genuinely is to him as he had no knowledge of FPS games prior to this

Got it because of MC and found himself roped into a group chat with the others to play at least twice a month

Plays support for the sake of not needing to aim enough though he has since been able to

Passenger payload princess

Mains Lifeweaver, Wuyang and Lucio

Sylus: All Role Sub in

Got into it because of the twins (obviously)

Guys thought he saw the game to be stupid til Zayne was held up at the hospital as "I'll just be 10 minutes" turned to an hour

Ended up with Zayne having something to watch while having a late dinner because what do you mean Sylus is putting up 12k healing nearly each round

The night the other 5 found out Sylus has at least one main in each role, it was set in stone for them to add him to the group chat much to Sylus’s (not so much) annoyance

Prefers control point maps since he likes the chase and challenge

Mains Ramattra, Sojourn and Moira

Valko: Aggressive Tank

This man said "WE RIDE AT DAWN!"

Very fast learner and spent a decent amount of time trying out all the heroes in training

Loves to get on Rafayel’s nerves with his dives, but he trusts that he’ll help him out

Can not STAND going against a Genji or Symettra, banning them every time in competitive

Prefers push maps for the back and forth momentum

Mains Hazard, Orisa and Sigma

Xavier: Aura DPS

The most knowledgeable of FPS games and thus became the unofficial leader (sorry Caleb)

Group doesn’t realize he strayed from them till they see the kill feed all being Xavier’s doing

Finds himself in many 1v1 battles and a chat full of cheater allegations

Zayne and Rafayel like him since he actually comes back to them for heals

Prefers control or flashpoint maps for the adrenaline

Mains Genji, Anran and Pharah

Zayne: Quick-shot Support

Is usually the one that breaks the “we can’t end on a loss” streak because he is a working man that needs sleep

Got really into the game after Caleb and MC had him try, but didn’t show it; his progression levels give it away

Actually a really good communicator in the midst of Rafayel’s panic, Valko’s laughter and Caleb/Xavier’s dives

If Sylus is subbed in as support, he’ll go as a sniper DPS (mainly Hanzo)

Prefers hybrid to have a better eye on everyone

Mains Ana, Baptiste and Kiriko

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Casual Headcanons | Valko

Because I'm in Spain without the S currently//

Go-to pet names for you are baby, rascal and pup/wolfie

Has a habit of saying "ooo, big stretch" towards animals and eventually shifts to saying it to you

Sits patiently when you put sunscreen on him before rushing over to a body of water like a man on a mission

Always has a hair tie on his wrist and if he has a bag, he'll keep an extra cap and sunglasses for you

Opens every door for you and will race you in order to do so with a 92% success rate

Will use your period as an excuse to get an extra stock of sweets

Speaking of sweets, he's typically a milk chocolate and berry flavor guy

He will sneak a bite or lick of whatever you're making or if you get a quick snack

"...Dairy Queen closes in 10 minutes"

Favorite sleeping positions include you star-fished on top of him, big spoon behind you, vice versa for both and head on your lap with his arms around your waist

Since he runs warm, summers are brutal for you but he tries to be close to you in some way like having an arm flopped over you and your legs on top of one another

Always offers to carry you on the way back from a hike

Stressful days always end with him burying his face into your neck which renders you stuck for the next hour

Aside from the typical, his favorite place to kiss are along your sides (hips, stomach, ribs)

His kisses are as matter of fact as he is, not much of a lingering gaze but more of a tilting your face towards him and backing off with a smile and wink

(Since MC rides a bike) Is a stickler that you always dress for the ride and will adopt you if he's on the same road as you

Gives you your own badge to his place of work so you never have to linger around outside his secured office even when he's busy

His contact photo for you is one he secretly took while you were watching the sunset together, face turned away from him and hair gently flowing with the warm glow around you

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Alexa, start up my sad playlist

Came out the grave just to riot, give me my man back.

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#lads

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I'm following Valko to the woods. How did everything go so wrong in just a week?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 2: Like He's Done His Life Before – Nerves are an understatement when thrown into a mission within the first step on SpecGru concrete. Familiar setting but new unfamiliar faces means Daniel doesn't have time to dwell on the commands given to him and has to adapt. How much he can tolerate is to be determined. – Word count: 3,638

[steebersss]

wow peepaw

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Love his smile

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Not at all what I usually write or make, but I started a fanfic between an original character of mine and Captain Price because the brain rot was real and I needed to get it out of my system somehow. If you'd like to check it out, here's the link.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary

Task Force 141 has made a name of itself, started by one man with three along his side. Great allies to some and greater enemies to many more, threats are just increasing with the group being called on for aid. They’ve grown and become an international task force, recruiting many members to fight for the greater cause. However, along with brawn, brains are still needed.

Daniel Pérez has been dealt quite an unlucky hand in life, but he’s still around to tell the tales. After an incident that left him scarred physically and mentally, his Captain in the US Marine Corp signed him to be honorably discharged, but he wasn’t ready to leave. There’s work to be done and the fates decided to draw one more card onto the table.

“3 Brits, a Scot and a Mexican. There’s gotta be a bar joke about that somewhere.”

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Damn this quality is garbage um- Love these two and I think they would smooch on occasion. I personally picture Jeff to be albino, I don't think the peek of white hair under his dyed black translates that tho. Happy pride.

Edit: I forgot Toby's facial hair, I'm gonna lose it. Heck it, he shaved it I guess.

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Masterlist

Creepypasta

Headcanons

Jeff the Killer | Eyeless Jack | Ben Drowned | Ticci Toby

Masky/Tim | Hoodie/Brian | Slenderman | Homicidal Liu

Jane the Killer | Laughing Jack | The Puppeteer | Kate the Chaser

X-Virus

BNHA

Love and Deepspace

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Creepypasta First Kiss Headcanons (PT 1)

It's been 84 years oml-// Includes: Jeff The Killer | Eyeless Jack | Ben Drowned

Jeff:

Although he'd never admit it, Jeff was beyond nervous for your first kiss as the two of you were lying down on the roof of a shed you'd spend the night at during your journey of getting back to the mansion.

It seemed to be set up perfectly. The chilly air of the night bringing the two of you closer for warmth, the sky clear to view the stars and the full moon. Ambience of crickets and no other distractions.

All it took was for Jeff to glance at you, seeing the moonlight cast lights and shadows to your face, and for you catch him staring that he leans in and plants a short and quick kiss on your lips.

"That...that was stupid. Stupid and gross. Forget it-"

As he sits up to get off the roof and leave, he stops when he feels your hand grab onto his hoodie sleeve. Your mouth opens to speak but nothing comes out as you grow flustered from the moment. Jeff raises an eyebrow and lifts your chin up to look at him, unable to hide a laugh from seeing your face.

"So I wasn't reading the signs wrong. You're just as stupid as me."

He laughs more at your offended reaction, cutting you off mid annoyed ramble as he kisses you again, longer and more sternly. Both of you definitely complain in sync once you get inside the shed to sleep on why you stayed outside kissing in the cold for so long afterwards.

EJ:

Not as romantic as the two of you hoped as it was when Jack was bandaging up your arm, having been slashed during training. Or really just a full on brawl as nearly everyone woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning and choose to vent their frustrations.

Much to Jack's efforts in getting you out of the crossfire of violence, you still ended up getting hurt after getting a cut from Toby's axe swinging. Now, much to your efforts of reassuring him, Jack still had an irritated but worried look on his face judging from his knitted eyebrows.

"I don't like using unnecessary force, but I should've moved you out the way faster. Thank whoever's out there that it wasn't serious but it could've been worse and-"

Next thing he knows, his mouth is being silenced by warmth and he realizes it was your lips against his. When you pull back, the shocked silence between the two of you is enough to fluster you both completely.

More silence follows as he finishes patching you up and you end up leaving the makeshift med bay of the mansion with a quiet thanks.

You spend the rest of the day in fear you took it too far until it was the dead of night when a knock at your door disrupts your thoughts. Opening it, you see Jack make his way inside and cups your face in his hands as he closes the door with his foot.

"Let's try that one more time, my brain is working again."

Ben:

It's as cute and awkward as you can imagine it to be. Ben spends days, weeks even, to work up the courage to make the first move and kiss you. By this point, every creep in the mansion is annoyed at his nervous rants to them as he looks for advice and tells him to get on with it.

It took Jeff to half jokingly tell him "he'd do it if he doesn't" for him to get it together and follow through that night, mood and timing be damned.

Fortunately for his racing heart, you wanted nothing more than to have a simple movie night which involved Chicken Little.

While you were seemingly engrossed in the film, Ben's mind was running a mile a minute as he did every trick in the book. Scooting closer to you, wrapping a blanket around you two, yawning and putting his arm around your shoulder. Even he has to admit it was cringe.

His nerves got the best of him when he was trying to find a decent moment in the movie when it didn't matter if it was watched or not as he turns his head and sees you looking right at him because of his anxious behavior.

"...fuck it, I'm dead anyways."

He wastes no time presses his lips against yours, any tension in your bodies flooding away with the warmth as it becomes more comfortable. That is until you both hear the loud sound from the movie of the pig hitting the vending machine to which you pull away laughing. Grabbing the remote, Ben lowers the volume before leaning in again.

"Eh, we've already seen it. This is better though."

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Chat (if anyone's out there), be honest, if I wrote a fanfic about Captain Price and an oc of mine, would y'all want to read that here?

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Tumblr is ruled by fandoms, but which fandoms rule the hardest?

This week and every week hereafter, we’ll be figuring it out by tallying all the searches, tags, reblogs, and likes that go rumbling through our corridors. The result? Fandometrics. A pleasingly scientific ranking of the fandoms on Tumblr. 

Here’s a little preview of the #2 fandoms for each category of fandom we’re studying. Why #2? So you can enjoy the suspense of clicking through to find out #1.

#2 TV Show: The Legend of Korra

#2 Movie: Big Hero 6

#2 Musical Act: One Direction

#2 Celebrity: Chris Evans

#2 Video Game: Dragon Age

#2 Web Celeb: AmazingPhil

Find out the #1’s (and #3’s through #20’s) over at Fandometrics.

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Last week, the entire editorial staff at Tumblr (my shiniest unicorns, my untamed rabbits, my very good amazing talented brilliant wonderful friends) were laid off bringing a very unceremonious end to the proudest moment of my career, @fandom fka The Fandometrics.

I just got an email repeating last week’s Week in Review (and i guess will continue to receive it forever because there’s no one to turn it off?) and i wanted to pour one out for the thing that brought me the most joy in my career and continued life after I moved on from Tumblr. I’ve been in deep mourning for everything this layoff has meant for Tumblr in general but today the reality of it really hit me. The radar (maybe one of the last human-curated things on the internet?) will just repeat the same 5 posts forever. There will be no more big weeks on Tumblr. Just silence on that blog I fought so hard for for so many years. The blog that my team went on to nourish and grow and do amazing things with in the past four years. That’s it. No goodbyes.

So here’s the first staff post about it. Tumblr, thank you for letting me do weird library science with my little spreadsheets and terminal scripts and all the ships that ever passed through anyone’s dash. Thank you to every person who ever touched the TagCat and made magic happen on that blog.

Fandometrics you will always be famous.

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update - it looks like at least Week in Review will be continuing (shoutout to the one unicorn left standing) <3

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Man, I've been gone for a while, huh? ^^;

Hoping to write again soon as I've found some motivation in these trying times.

Guess little fandom update. Still love the creepypasta crew. Love and Deepspace boys have taken my heart, it's big enough for all of them. Captain Price has picked me up from my neck and I've been on this ride ever since.