Unintelligible Thoughts

[brain-hole-productions]

THEY MADE A SEPARATE HALFTIME SHOW FOR RACISTS?!!

I’m moving to the arctic bro ✋😔

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

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I have had what can be know as the greatest idea to ever present itself to the feeble minds of man.

Tonight, at 11:10 PM, I shall sit in my bed, and by the haunting red glow of a lava lamp and a neon sign I shall read yuri fan fiction.

This is it. I’ve reached my magnum opus. It cannot get better than this.

[brain-hole-productions]

Me when I get FUCKING FOOD POISONING from FUCKING BURGER KING

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY

I THOUGHT FAST FOOD WAS GOOD FOR YOU???

[tacticaljorts]

(sexting) can I insert my oxford comma into your run-on sentence

[brain-hole-productions]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[brain-hole-productions]

Me when evil lesbians

[brain-hole-productions]

Me: But how will I show people I collect deer racks and also have a warm and cozy atmosphere??

The notorious bone chandelier:

[brain-hole-productions]

Me when the evil lesbian that lives with me and her girlfriend tell me I look homeless

[brain-hole-productions]

My elderly grandmother after hunting down Ryan Reynolds’ place of residence