Brain Shower

What do you expect from life? Go get it, goddammit.

[visual-poetry]

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

[papartee-deactivated20160704]

No words

[huffylemon]

Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

[apocalypticvalraven]

I couldn’t read that last one and not see this face

“toO LaTE!”

[tragicomiquedesituation]

And I’d add:

[emerald-comet-sjblog]

Every time I see this I laugh XD

[90s90s90s]

[mefisutofaust]

when the teacher makes a mistake in a math problem

Teacher : I’m a human too guys, I make mistakes too

me :

[brain-shower]

Yaaaasyaaaaaas

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

[cognitivedissonance]

It always gets better

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Hmm… what other hats does this work on

…you don’t think…???

Well I mean, no harm in trying hahaha-

NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN

[cinematographyisart]

Magnificent!

Love & Mercy, 2014 Dir: Bill Pohlad DoP: Robert Yeoman

[awesome-picz]

[brain-shower]

3

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[lilisevs333]

I reblogged this a few days ago and over the weekend the people i was babysitting for gave me a hige tip, my dad gave me a random $40, and i got to keep the change from my haircut appointment

[tank-grrl-deactivated20150725]

I hate these things so much but look how cute Jackie Chan is <3

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

[oreimo]

please go to church this sunday

[brain-shower]

Lol yas bitch :V

[hungandbootyful]

When you finally cum, but it wasnt as satisfying as you were expecting it to be

[brain-shower]

:c

[wordsnquotes]

The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense.

Aldous Huxley  (via wordsnquotes)

[luciofulci-deactivated20200614]

Pulp Fiction (1994, USA)

dir. Quentin Tarantino

[christianbaled]

[brain-shower]

Dude, this is like from 2011 or before :v

[subtleartsofmurder]

[brain-shower]

:v

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[mo-boyy]

I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn’t realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like “keep it” 

[vital-dust]

[sirl33te]

Just a friendly reminder..

[sirl33te]

In 4 weeks..

HOLY SHIT ITS BACK…LMAO!!

[insertepithethere]

I’ve been on this site for 5 years and I have never missed this post

[brain-shower]

Never missed it.!