miche

[I draw! | He/him, 25↑ | ENTP 7w6 so/sp | discourse/FUB free] [Blue lock centric — Avid multishipper (mains Ryusae-Kainess-KaiSae)][Happiness is stored in the polygon -> see header] [Sometimes NSFW, so !MDNF!]

[brainjvice]

About me

Professional clown with a major in Yap-ology. I will psychoanalyse your favourite blorbo. Blue lock centric.

Main ships

I firmly believe in multi-shipping and I love poly relationships, so here's what you may find on here:

• Ryusae • Kaisae • RyuSaeKai • Kaisagi • Rinsagi • Bachisagi • BachiRinSagi • NoaEgo • HioNess • Kainess •

Some of these coexist at the same time in my mind, and thats when you have the ✨️polygon✨️ [see header for details]

Tags

#miche draws -> art tag

#miche headcanons -> self explanatory

#miche memes -> for when I chose to post my ugly picsart edits

#miche yaps -> miscellanous, often paired with #character analysis, which is the tag I use whenever my yapping sessions turn out longer than expected

Trigger warnings

I like to explore darker themes sometimes, with a touch of Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.

Main trigger warnings may be for non-con and grooming, which are included in my headcanons for Shidou's (and Sae's) backstory. I will try to tag everything accordingly.

Please mind that I do NOT condone any of this in real life nor is my intent to ever romanticise or fetishise it.

DNF

Due to the content that I may post, which often includes NSFW, I am very uncomfortable with minors following me. I understand its hard to not interact with each other, expecially since the bllk tumblr fandom is rather small, but please refrain from following me.

I will soft-block any minor who has followed me. If you found yourself removed from here, now you know why.

I also dislike drama and ship discourse, so stay away from me if you rant about that a Lot.

[eymurn]

do you ever get secondhand happiness? like someone is happy so you're happy because they're happy

[mxjackparker]

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

[chamjo178]

[erikahenningsen]

The funniest subplot of the blizzard was New Yorkers fujoshimaxxing at the mayor’s direction

[brainjvice]

Sae Itoshi going undercover to participate and winning the microsoft excel world championship as a life side quest: a concept

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[merryweathart]

starting november with soccer yuri

[brainjvice]

I’ve drawn a barn owl harpy eating her latest prey. Cw for gore and slight nudity under cut

[brainjvice]

I’ve drawn a barn owl harpy eating her latest prey. Cw for gore and slight nudity under cut

[ef-1]

My favouritest sport fact ever is that in 1990s 2 cardiac surgeons watched an f1 race to save the lives of countless kids. The Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children (GOSH) kept losing the lives of patients after successful heart surgeries. Specifically the 10-15 minutes after a bonefide clinically successful surgery patients would die:

And so the two surgeons filmed a handover after heart surgery and sent it to the Ferrari pitcrew who were told to critique and improve handover process

And from this:

we got this:

The error rate during patien handovers dropped from 30% to 10% with the F1 informed protocol.

I literally love this fact so much because being an pitcrew member is such a thankless job because theyre underpaid and overworked mechanics and they literally saved lives in this instance.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[pinkinsect]

you're telling me kaiser watches football on the floor in nothing but calvin klein boxers while slamming back seventeen cans of coke

[oldwhitebox]

[brainjvice]

Me returning to tumblr after months because I miss these two motherfuckers

[pigswithwings]

"male socialized" this, "female socialized" that. I WASNT SOCIALIZED!!!!! #straydog

[rorbison]

Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

[rorbison]

A lot of you are playing into a lot more reactionary of hands than I think you would like when you act like tits are more shocking than gun violence.

[rorbison]

We need to call people posers again. We gotta. We just gotta. No you aren't a countercultural weirdo because you made a battle jacket, you get tangibly viscerally uncomfortable if someone is breast feeding in public and that is incredibly square of you.