So, dear bimbo, I have some bad news for you - you can't actually, permanently, reduce your intelligence, barring genuinely getting brain damage, I guess. Trust me, I tried. A lot. Ultimately, you still have a lot of learned habits, ideas and neural pathways that can't just be erased with some hypnosis and a snap saying "you're totally stupid now".
Except I lied - that's not a bad thing at all. In fact, it's a very, very good thing. It means that your big, smart head, so full of ideas about literature, language, engineering, medicine, law or history - whatever it was you decided to be smart at, is also capable of redirecting your "intelligence" into actually important things.
Which is why I would like you to stop thinking about your IQ, or your EQ, or whatever silly smartness score there is that you care about. No, we need to talk about your PQ. Your Porn Intelligence.
"What is Porn Intelligence?" I hear you ask.
Simple, my little curious thing, it's a measure of how smart you are at being porn. If your brain is so smart, so full of ideas, then why do you think you can't fill it up with all the ideas of how to be the best porn you can?
Why are you trying to empty it, to make yourself dumber, when you can instead make yourself smarter in a much more useful way?
Why focus your smarts on the unimportant stuff, on being someone smart. A lawyer. A teacher. An engineer. When you can instead learn what are the best camera angles to show off your tits?
So, I wanted to coin something - a score you all dumb sluts can work on increasing, realistically. Each new way you find to make yourself more like porn. Hotter, sluttier, easier to jerk off to, you can gain a point of PQ.
Learning that it's better to always show off cleavage? That's a PQ point.
Finding out that always having something tight around your ass, so that people can stare, even without you knowing? Another PQ point!
Posting your tits on the internet, for others to jerk off to? I'd give you three, just for that! So smart!
Learning all about what kinds of fake tits will make you the best slut? Jerking off to the imagination of yourself with them? Yeah, that's a point too.
And actually getting them? Making yourself irl jerk-off fuel, permanently, irreversibly. Well, that'd put you into the "genius" part of the PQ curve, wouldn't it?
So, girls, whores, sluts and bimbos - why are you wasting your precious, silly little brains trying to be stupid, when you could just get a super high Porn Intelligence instead?
and who knows, maybe along the way, you'll forget why you found all that other smart stuff interesting anyway?
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