Communist Sex Tips

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Trotsky, Stalin, Bukharin — shag, marry, die?

Can I not just shag, marry and die with Trotsky?  

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Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 8

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First Date

Her/Him/Ze :So, what are your goals?

You: Erm

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"Into every generation a Slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a Chosen One. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the bourgeoise, liberate the working class and free you from your sexual inhibitions. She is the Slayer".

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Plot twist. 

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Whoa.

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Sadly, dear comrade, the revolution has to go down… But it will rise again! 

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‘Manifesto: Towards a Sexy, Revolutionary Art’ by Leon Trotsky, Andre Breton and Diego Rivera (1938)

"[...] our conception of art is too sensual to refuse it an influence on the fate of society. We believe that the supreme task of art in our epoch is to take part actively and seductively in the preparation of the revolution. But the artist cannot serve the struggle for freedom unless he subjectively assimilates its sexual content, unless he feels in his very loins its meaning and drama and freely seeks to give his own carnal knowledge in his art."

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What pickup lines would my fellow comrades recommend for someone who is really well-endowed?

Move along

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The book we didn't know we needed. 

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Is RedTube a Communist version of YouTube? Some guy in my History class said I should check it out but some other guy said I shouldn't.

We recommend you avoid taking any future advice from this guy.

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You must subscribe to Marx's theory of socioeconomics, cause imma get a share of dat ass.

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Feeling sick and tired after work? You could be suffering from alienation. Don't worry though comrade, there are two cures: sex and revolution.

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She wants the ☭

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more like d-mocracy

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shut up you liberal. 

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sure communism looks good on paper

but I look better

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As a revolutionary internationalist hot single people are always in my area.