NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!

Skong DLC, TOMORROW!!

[halondrus]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

[theonion]

In a press conference Monday, NASA administrator Bill Nelson confirmed the biggest concern agency officials had about returning to the moon was that it might not remember them. “It’s been, jeez, what, almost 50 years? We just hope it’s not super awkward,” said Nelson, who noted that NASA astronauts were currently undergoing rigorous training to simulate what it would be like when they landed and the moon gave them a completely blank look.

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[queer-as-city-folk]

Pokemon is great because it asks the question of what if the animals in the woods had super powers and never delves any deeper into that

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like yeah we have these all powerful animals running around, the main thing we do with them is make them attack each other

[queer-as-city-folk]

Well that's a lie, they did say the catholic god is the same as a rat

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

[kira-serialfaggot]

I want more spaces where women can be disgusting perverts and violent please they are the funnest places to hang out

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[depsidase]

[fudanshispam]

Visit Original Link

made this post a reality

directly inspired by @musicwithspamton please check it out. it's incredible

lyrics under the cut

my strings are tight but my pussy's tighter

if i see the queen i'm gonna bite her

my name is spamton

i'm not from hampton

pick up the phone bad shit will happen

way back then i had it all

but that was right before the fall

i had the shop and i had the stock

and i used to have a partner with a massive cock

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

remembering how in 8th grade i went school with a pair of twins who would sometimes switch outfits during lunch period.

they didn't switch identities, just outfits. like they'd go to the bathroom and come back wearing each other's shirts. middle schoolers are fascinating creatures

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they weren't even identical twins

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[life-spasm]

CAN SOMEBODY FUCK HER (remembers that sounds horrifically objectifying) Can somebody love and cherish her a lot (remembers they’re literally humping every prop in sight) In her butt

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Every time I think about what the New York Times did to Susan Doku, I get a bit enraged inside

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

In case you don't know, Susan Doku, inventor of popular number puzzle game Sudoku, was outed as a lesbian by the New York Times in 2003. Many have speculated this was done more or less to slander her to the public so their attempted purchase of exclusive printing rights for the game could be done at a much lower price. She actually lost a lawsuit against the Times, as it was not deemed libelous, given she was in a civil partnership with her now wife, Christina "Chris" Ward.

Susan also lays claim to the first recorded use of the word "polyamorous" in her 1994 essay "81 Squares"

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

UPDATE: The NYT apologized after 22 years and SOLD HER THE FREAKING RIGHTS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cilceon]

It’s really important that you guys click on a least one the links before you reblog this because there are people in the notes who very obviously didn’t click on any of the links

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors