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i saw the tv glow 🏳️‍⚧️

posting this here as well since it got 26k+ likes on twitter and 50k+ likes on tiktok. i’m so glad this edit resonated with people. my trans brothers sisters and siblings i love you so much <3 there is still time.

grenadineghost

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

alhyastarain

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

ampervadasz

Unmute !

uncahier

bovineblogger

this is what i was talking about by the way

rimonoroni

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

rimonoroni

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

rimonoroni

it has been like. two days

lillybean730

northirish

bootlicker

Sucking off a soldier but pulling away every few minutes to frown and shake my head so the audience knows I don't support the military industrial complex, I just have a thing for uniforms

masonicbeheadingritual

schistcity

eboneeblak

Black femme goths

argumate

I appreciate the way that esteemed philosophers in movies only ever drop the most basic bitch references to Socrates or Aristotle while philosophy students online are constantly fighting deep in the weeds of some German term like Geschalftungschmiddgarterrung and how that applies to the modern world

soft--crowley

apparently my father-in-law has had bill cipher in his yard for a decade and i just found out about it tonight???

xexir

internet suuucks

theaterard

it’s like seeing the last transmission from the titanic

send-me-a-puffalope

Artfight attack on @kalpeavaris’s Vanessa Afton design!! One of my favorite attacks this AF season, I’ve been meaning to do this Vanessa for so long oml

theonion

Although those close to Buster characterize him as a good boy, the area collie-rottweiler mix reported Monday that he will never live up to the standard set by the show-quality golden retriever on the Purina Dog Chow bag.

“I try as hard as I can,” said Buster, lying on his blanket in the entryway of the Hopkins-family home. “I welcome [Buster’s owner] Gerald [Hopkins] home every night with lots and lots of barks and leaps. And when he sits down in his chair to read, I lie quietly at his feet. Still, when I see that dog on the Dog Chow bag, I feel like I’m nothing.”

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heyfruitcake

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

ignitelimelight

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government