[stonerclone]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

can I get an autograph

[c3po]

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

[marauders4evr]

Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?

[sandandglass]

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

[masterofbirds]

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

[hyp0clitical]

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

[xanny]

me: i want to die me, ten minutes later after my nightly skin care routine: the world is a beautiful place and i love everything

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[ruinedchildhood]

[intoasylum]

me watching disney princess movies

as a kid:

now: 

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[jeniphyer]

Stabler always did ask the right questions lol

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

When you lie on your resume and they ask you to prove it.

[thefandomdropout]

Lmao who is this dude ?

[sophiaslittleblog]

Me when I say im fluent in using microsoft excel.

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

😂😂😂

[sixpenceeeblog]

me: so many girls have you been with?

my boyfriend: honestly not a lot, like 1-2

my boyfriend: how many guys have you been with?

me:

[gurlfromipanemaaaa]

lmfaooooooooooooo this was me

[oafmeal]

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

[patientlights]

[amargedom]

I have so much of you in my heart.

John Keats (via amargedom)