cozy & cringe

silly goofy quirky VCR repairmen

[starjasmines]

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

[omegaverse]

We should ban that bull shit

[pandawak]

Men don't exist for your aesthetic convenience...

[starjasmines]

this is simply not true.

[surviving-misfortunes]

Every time they upload and Jay hasn't cut his hair still I heal a little

[smokeys-house]

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

[stupid-interrupted]

Heyyyyy Y'alll.

I'm in a pretty shitty spot financially atm uh would people be interested if I took commissions or something?

（人･ω･；）

[krebs-gorlon]

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

[brainwormies]

this is actually just mike redlettermedia..

[brainwormies]

nya

[blackarachnya]

[ryujibauman]

[horrorfilmdyke]

the point of horror is wet wet sticky wet disgusting wet sex sex sex cum wet yucky sex sex vampire bat sex sex meat werewolf vampire sex werewolf creature creature cum sex wet sticky raw meat

[mike-stoklasa-enjoyer]

[redlettermeatier]

grey hair streak mwah mwah mwah

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[helterskeletors]

The bawwdies... :p

[brainwormies]

rlmblr on tuesday july 25th 2023

[redlettermeatier]

the clock strikes midnight. in my timezone at least!

coming clean

in my defense i genuinely thought nobody would believe it and the post would flop 🫣

@whothefuckisjerma was not in on my deceit and i only told them afterwards. they did warn me rlmblr would call for my execution when i confessed shdjfk

shoutout to @blortch bc ur pranks absolutely inspired me (i learned it from watching YOUUUU)

also just a special mention to poor @oldladyinthewall i almost fessed up a couple times seeing your panic im very sorry ily i hope u will look back on this event and laugh 😭

[deadsummerdays]

Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P