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[moiraxrose]

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

[knowoah]

I made an archive of most of my rlm sketches into a digital zine that's free to download! It contains artwork from 2023-2026.

EDIT: new version up on my Kofi! I didn't like the white BG, so it's cream coloured now

[mikeslutklasa]

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[shakma-on-crack]

Is this an idea?

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

Which era of Jay do you think is the most attractive? 🧑‍🏫

Well, anon, that is quite the question, isn't it? It's one I've pondered for many years and have not been able to answer with any certainty, as I find Jay attractive in all his forms for different reasons.

Let's break it down!

My Favorite Jayras (Jay-Eras) in Chronological Order:

Baby Bunny 🐰 (early '00s)

Too small and adorable for this harsh, unforgiving world. A precious angel baby who simultaneously looks like he should be in Dead Poets' Society and munching grass in your yard.

2. "Fat & Frumpy... Kinda Like a Hobbit" (early 2010s)

The first Jay I ever met and the first Jay I ever fell in love with. If you call his physical transformation after this point a "glow-up" or say that he "got hot" then you are not allowed on my blog.

3. Little Miss Twink / Chadlet (mid 2010s)

Obviously. Duh. Hello. His size? ⬇️ His bad bitch energy? ⬆️ He's twinky, he's chadly, he's bendoverable, and he finally figured out his hair and beard.

4. Long-Haired Jay (quarantine era and beyond)

The cutest midwestern horror nerd boyfriend you've ever drank a beer next to at a bonfire with. In my opinion, this is the perfect length for his long hair. Look at that bounce, that shine!

5. BALD. (it's too recent to do dates, wasn't this just yesterday, time is meaningless)

I mean, what is my username? It's not @jaybaumansundercut or @jaybaumansfuckassbob, is it? This is a Pro-Buzzcut blog, and any naysayers or skeptics are free to leave.

6. Silver Fox / Gay Grampa (present)

What, you thought Jerry Bauman was done giving us looks? Are you fucking stupid or something? This handsome hack only gets better with age.

Thanks for the question, anon! I know you didn't intend for me to make a whole-ass post about it but I have no life and I have to give my aging brain some kind of stimulation.

[paradigm-x]

happy pride to them

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

[mellotronmk2]

[mellotronmk2]

because he is loved.

[krebs-gorlon]

Drunkenly told my friends weeks ago that Columbo could hit it and they have not let me live that down

[abortlogic]

They do more things together than most married people. They know each other better than most married people do. They’ve spent more time together than most married people. It’s wild!

it’s because there’s no greater love than between 2 middle aged men

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

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[lastoneout]

Can't imagine why they changed it.

[krebs-gorlon]

Wait what was the slander man thing you worked on?? Im intrigued #intrigued (this is the same person as the last ask btw hi)

I try to keep this account separate from my internet persona one (I shouldn't have posted about it at all lol) because if I mention on that account I'm pro-rpf as long as it stays in the confines of the internet or that I'm a pervert for rlm, I will wake up to an angry mob of my friends lol esp since we've all had to deal with our fair share of parasocial fans

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[krebs-gorlon]

What does it mean when you don't derive pleasure leading up to something fun, in fact it feels like pulling teeth, and then when in the situation it's like you weren't internally suffering for weeks about going to said event.

[arahir]

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.