the bramblr

jan/bramble | 25 sfw | they/them i still read warrior cats help

[tenorgender]

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

[imsoglitter]

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) + tweets

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

one of the seekers characters is, and i cannot stress this enough, a shapeshifting human child. he is not actually a bear. he simply chooses to be a bear to hang out with bears. the non warriors erin hunter books are so much weirder than people give them credit for, they are literally all unhinged. ripoff simba from bravelands was raised by baboons and the baboons have a caste system and the main character is a peasant baboon trying to get higher on the ranks so he can date the daughter of weirdo baboon. the main antagonist of the first arc of survivors killed her own newborn babies. two characters in survivors get their heads ripped in half. that happened twice. the dogs in survivors believe the earth is the sentient god of death. these books are fucking absurd

[horsedestruction]

did you see what GOD just did to me man

[historyshuh]

Now, I have to ask this because it's all anyone is talking about. How on earth did you end up on the floor, in Buckingham Palace, covered in cake?

[maya-hawke]

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) — dir. Matthew Lopez

[kilaroka]

[solassitudes]

sometimes it’s better refrain from deep introspection and allow yourself to just be.

[solassitudes]

and by that I mean: I don’t have to sit with myself and overthink and analyze and rationalize every ounce of my being. I am not a case study I am a person. faults and all. like any other person. sometimes I have to look at my mistakes and avoid self flagellation. sigh and learn what I can and move on. remember that I am living, and this is part of the process. free myself of that inner critic. allow myself to be, and try again.

[dietlemonadee]

people giving me nicknames will forever be my fav btw like you think?? about me??? search for smth cute to call me? think about what suits me???

[riverc1an]

y’all look cinderpelt has a pet snail!!

[rouge-the-bat]

little did i know this game would leave me sobbing and with a new series obsession

[i-am-a-fish]

I love the smell of gasoline

[i-am-a-fish]

[amygdalae]

[punished-blorx]

Why are the memes for breaking bad so much better than the actual show?

[amygdalae]

This is literally an exchange from the actual show

[thecurmudgeon-deactivated201611]

I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.

[just-your-average-cryptid]

ok wait I wanna see something which of these was NOT a real thing in the Warriors series (warrior cats)

some (living) cats go to cat hell to save cat heaven

a cat with multiple lives gets hurt so bad they just keep dying. descriptively.

a cat gets possessed by the ghost of their mate’s evil admirer

cat jesus comes back from the dead

the cats fight a war against evil ghost cats with good ghost cats

a house cat runs away and becomes a clan leader

a badger is a prophet

a blind cat basically does time travel

Voting ended onApr 26, 2023

all but ONE of these is a real thing in the series. some are badly described but still true. if you know the answer don’t give it away; I wanna know how fake these sound to people who haven’t read the books

reblogs appreciated!

[ashy-ashy-ashy]

my HOT AND GAY body hurts