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scottaukerman

Thanks @seesotv for the free Apple TV! Everyone can now watch #bajillion & #takemywife on the new app.

pariztexas-deactivated20210721

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

apardonablemonomania-deactivate

randobambo

dedededededededededededededenne

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

guerrillatech

reallyreallyreallytrying

the kneejerk reaction to rats eating the king and sitting on his throne is “its bad”, but if you value scurrying and tiny pink hands it’s actually very good

dasswerke

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

tropylium

have a bunny kiss them for luck. got it

pokkin

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

creature-unlimited

a pleasant evening to all girls getting a little sloppy on a monday night

agnesandhilda

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

agnesandhilda

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

agnesandhilda

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

agnesandhilda

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

agnesandhilda

apsciencebylyn

Took a wrong turn on a trail yesterday and ended up having to back track, (not ideal to add an extra mile in 95° blazing sun/white sand) but it ended up worth it because this little nugget mantis found me in the middle of the trail! The Little Yucatán Mantis (Mantoida maya*) is indeed little, she's full grown and barely over an inch. Not that much bigger than the tiger beetles which roam the sands. I've only seen 3, and a couple babies (which are ant mimics!), and had just one picture of an adult before today. 🖤

*This species is native to central Florida and southward into Central America, as the name implies

bogleech

This is the least mantised mantis I have ever seen

charl0ttan

they sold me the Interesting burger and im just so intrigued

charl0ttan

they sold me the Ambiguous burger and well i just dont know

charl0ttan

they sold me the Curious burger and i saught to learn more

momo-de-avis

My new favourite twitter account is a guy who posts well known optical illusions but without the actual optical illusion, and with captions that explain the optical illusion, and a bunch of people commenting “I only see four legs on the elephant :\” it is SO FUNNY

momo-de-avis