Like bran, but evil

also currently anonymous owner of this blog unless im caught in which case my blog is (/////////)

[branberry-cranflakes]

as much as it seems like you own my heart

its astronomy, we're two worlds apart

you said distance brings fondness but guess not with us

Bbout Ae:

Name: Cran (short for cranbad)

Age: 0-13,17-∞

From: Dnalgne

Pronouns: he/him (im evil but even evil doesnt misgender)

Gender: I know percisely

Sexuality: evil

Medical Conditions: evil

oh, we've traveled the seas, we've ridden the stars

TV shows/movies I HATE

Heartstopper

Agatha all along

Hazbin hotel

Good Omens

Casualty

How to date billy walsh

Kpop demon hunters

We've seen everything from saturn to mars

Books:

Drop off - greyscale rowell

CPR 101 -namesO ecilA

Minesweeper - namesO ecilA

Eve Goldeno films

We're two worlds apart

Music:

Nanoc Colour

Adult Serf

Carth McBethy

Mossquee Roan

Man in Blue (blue man group)

Billie Eillish

Wasia record label

olive vine coneristop

Its astronomy

other accounts:

@unique-popular-singer - main account

@emu-government-unoffical - I know but I wont tell you

@specific-cranflakes - quality original posts

publicly ask me, i WONT give you the affirmations blog username

Stop tryna keep us alive You're pointing at the stars in the sky that already died

Unimportant parasocial:

@thismultiplecishetadu1t my arch nemesis >:3

(stopping here because the person making this blog only actually knows this one and thinks its wrong to make jokes about people i don't personally know will be okay with it)

I am not juliet

Your answer is above

this is a fake, funny evil version of @cranberry-branflakes. if you want anything on here to be changed for any reason or ask me to stop, please just ask

[cranberry-branflakes]

I keep thinking of your name as branberry cranflakes and I don't know why

HOW DARE YOU

[branberry-cranflakes]

proof im better!

[branberry-cranflakes]

if you ever had grandkids

you would be a crandad

yes, but if they had kids, i wouldnt be a great crandad. great is a positive and i am evil. i would be a crandad the terrible

[cranberry-branflakes]

@branberry-cranflakes crab attack

theres about 350 there

[branberry-cranflakes]

@emu-government-unoffical WE NEED BACKUP WE'RE GETTING SLAUGHTERED OUT HERE

[branberry-cranflakes]

we lost marvin, i repeat

we lost marvin

[cranberry-branflakes]

@branberry-cranflakes crab attack

theres about 350 there

[branberry-cranflakes]

@emu-government-unoffical WE NEED BACKUP WE'RE GETTING SLAUGHTERED OUT HERE

[branberry-cranflakes]

@cranberry-branflakes

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go forth, my villanous henchpeople!

@yellow-mammaml71

but watch out for those pesky crabs..

they can get you good

[cranberry-branflakes]

what would my evil doppelganger be called?

circleheart or somethint??

yeah

either that or it'd go super random

like squaretoe or something bc its so different

[ovalbrain]

squaretoe is hilarious

@branberry-cranflakes take notes from the real naming master (bran)

[branberry-cranflakes]

silence triangletendon. i am SO much better with naming than my evil doppelganger bran.

[branberry-cranflakes]

Do you like Juliet?

@purple-dinosaur17

i prefer yellow-chicken71

[branberry-cranflakes]

Are you Jamma?

i wont tell

TeeHee

flip a coin

it wont tell you yes or no

but then you will have a head or a tail

[branberry-cranflakes]

im the original everybody, @cranberry-branflakes is actually the evil doppelganger you have got to believe me

mwahahahahahaha

[branberry-cranflakes]

i chew on rocks

@cranberry-branflakes

[cranberry-branflakes]

erm what

[branberry-cranflakes]

is that not evil? i mean think about those poor rocks

just grinding them into dust with my calcium chombers

they took possibly billions of years to form and i reduce them to no more than bad sand.

[branberry-cranflakes]

Intriguing

Intriguing.

[jannahamma]

Very very curious indeed

[branberry-cranflakes]

and of dubious origin

[jannahamma]

Dubios?

Or devious?

[branberry-cranflakes]

perhaps both; i am evil after all

[jannahamma]

Perhaps indeed

And yet, I wonder

[branberry-cranflakes]

my people will get in touch with your people.

[branberry-cranflakes]

i chew on rocks

@cranberry-branflakes

[branberry-cranflakes]

Are you Juliet?

your answer is found in my posts, specifically plain sight

though you may go right past it

mwahahahahahaha!

[branberry-cranflakes]

oh my god i love hate this so much

i cant send asks as cranbad so just pretend i sent the exact same thing in return

[branberry-cranflakes]

@cranberry-branflakes

uh- i listen to more nonaC colour than you!

[branberry-cranflakes]

Your header image looks like moldy veins

Like on an eye

Just thought you should know

thats sick actually, you are cool anon

if it somehow isnt obvious its an inverted version of @cranberry-branflakes header image because i am the evil version

that header looks like this

[cranberry-branflakes]

your version looks far more disgusting

[branberry-cranflakes]

your looks disgusting! im evil! bwahaha!