conductor of the angst train

it/him, 17, call me branch or twig, im going to commit so many crimes

[branchtrance]

Send me an ask with a characters name and I'll shuffle my liked songs N see what bullshit I can say about them in regards to it

[branchtrance]

Matt from JimChi ASMR for

“Send me an ask with a characters name and I'll shuffle my liked songs N see what bullshit I can say about them in regards to it“

Matt my beloved

Matt gets Egg And Soldiers by Cosmo Sheldrake

First things first we immediately talk about the time thing

"I was looking over at my shoulder only thinking of the short term but time was looking back at me"

Matt doesn't seem to be aware that he's lived for centuries, understandable considering that the human brain isn't meant to store that much memory and the whole worm thing seems to drive people off the deep end anyways,

If Matt does look back "over his shoulder" so to speak, he will see all that time looking at him, all those years, horrible to think about really

"on a blanket made for three" is very easily about the fact that Matt used to have a family, his partner and child, we have no idea what actually happened to them but they're definitely dead and Matt doesn't remember them by now

The chorus can lend to the fantastical nature of the story itself with all of Malenkee's journeys through time, "egg and soldiers" can be reference to Matt's bread soup

[branchtrance]

SB(Dark Prince) or SH(Redacted Asmr)

:)

Ok, so

Sweet Boy from angels and bread asmr gets cinders song by the mechanisms

Which is pretty funny cause we get "princess of a destroyed world/civilization falls for extremely violent warrior from the other side but something happens and she has to flee"

So I'm taking it as it applies to SB and Samiels relationship as a whole rather than just SB as a person,

We very clearly get references to The War In Heaven, and the end of the Divine Ascendents,

but also SB's personal loss of his family with "my royal house a-bleeding", along with Cinders running from her wedding in search of Rose, kind of mirroring how Yllian (Illyan?) Would wander the world for centuries protecting SB until there was somewhere safe to leave him, at which point SB immediately manages to find the very same guy that he'd had a crush on/Yllian had thought he should talk to

(sidenote I've literally only just noticed how fucking hilarious that it is that Yllian went to so much trouble only for SB to literally fall right into Samiels lap the second they parted ways)

Coming back to the wider story we have how cinders' world was betrayed by her stepmother and stepsisters, similar to how it was Fuck-Whats-His-Name who betrayed his brothers and started the war in heaven

There's also "the godmother in white who came and led me to your crimson" ITS LITERALLY YLLIAN AND SAM IM GOING TO CRY

also for background context cinders' Love, Rose, is being kept in a coma/suspended animation by King Cole so think about that parallel for a second

[wizardpotions]

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

[wizardpotions]

'You're just posting that for likes and reblogs"

That's the whole point dipshit

[wizardpotions]

Do you guys think I make wizard themed shitposts to realign my chakras or something

[alivehouse]

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

[alivehouse]

[0sbrain]

you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?

there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible

i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.

this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone

(please reblog this post, spread the idea)

[0sbrain]

you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?

there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible

i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.

this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone

(please reblog this post, spread the idea)

[0sbrain]

you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?

there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible

i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.

this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone

(please reblog this post, spread the idea)

[0sbrain]

you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?

there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible

i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.

this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone

(please reblog this post, spread the idea)

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[curlyboys]

some crazy shit.. 

[x] 

I’m no scientist, but this shit sounds like those plasma weapons we only see in scifi, which is awesome: 

i mean.. 

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

THIS is yet another reason why shaming people for always filming stuff with their phones is dumb. People are documenting things we’ve rarely EVER seen, or have NEVER BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM BEFORE! It’s fantastic!

What a TIME TO BE ALIVE, folks! Ordinary people can capture footage that is of tremendous use for scientific documentation and research! I love this!

[dduane]

…WOW.

[dduane]

…I will always reblog this when it crosses my dash. :)

[evangelinegallagher]

Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

[evangelinegallagher]

Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

[evangelinegallagher]

Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

[evangelinegallagher]

Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

[evangelinegallagher]

Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

[wizardpigeon]

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