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I don't rlly like the killers anymore but this has always been the only platform I've been real on

#exitlude playing and the credits rolling after I die 😭😭😭 save to draft

ransomnote

how do you feel about your dad

love him

hate him

most definitely transgender but we can't talk about that yet

i carry my father on my shoulders like atlas

my dad is a bitch but would take a bullet for me and i'd take one for him back

i am his mirror image (good)

i am his mirror image (bad)

i never want to see him again

all i want is to see him again

i have no dad

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

#3rd option ppl we need to have a meet up

I know this isn't how music works but I imagine brandon flowers himself selling mr Brightside to fortnite and then hitting the studio to throw ass to spirit on the same day

The killers are so sick for sneaking the mr Brightside riff into miss atomic bomb

#if I'm a little too drunk over a woman twice my age I hear it a little louder tbh tbh tbh

Every time I take edibles I get on my brandon was probably cruising at that gay bar thought loop

#he actually calls it a [redacted] bar sometimes but we will take it a day at a time #just saw a tiktok on Twitter where she was like you don't know that the gay boys are at the lesbian bars #and the lesbians are at the gay bars #like wow #that's familiar isn't it #they had to have mark speak on his funky bass like cause oh here come ronnie and Brandon coming to drop a slur #I know who you are

brandon flowers showed the rest of the killers a song he wrote about cruising at the gay bar and they were like alright we're gonna make a 2000s hit

#somebody told me #the killers

flowers-but-gay

wetchickenbreast

hello can anyone hear me

ofalltheginjoints

happy birthday old *blows u a kiss in utah*

#woke up thinking about that Brandon cheating thread on Reddit #'I do genuinely believe that's true based on nothing'

blluish

Everything Will Be Alright haters have simply never tried getting drunk and laying in the street after getting their heart broken

#crazy way 2 end the album but I get it

killrockstar

eventually the only way to contact me will be through lastfm inbox

solitairians

are you a paracetamol person or an ibuprofen person. like you probably have used both at some point but in your heart of hearts which one are you

paracetamol (tylenol)

ibuprofen (advil)

see results

Voting ended onMay 28, 2023

#2 ibuprofens and laying horizonal is my reset button #i highly recommend it #but extra strength Tylenol carried me through surgery

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

thottielamottie

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

therevengeoffrankenstein

bruce springsteen songs to grip the sink to

necrowtic

You're trans? Like jesus?

yeah just like jesus

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