but it was all a fake out

ellie revenge | 20 | he/her (no she) pronouns, non-binary/transsexual/gender abolitionist | disabled and loud | emo nerd. forever a lake effect kid 🎱 | lover of old people, horror movies, classic lit, etc. | expert in all things unrequited | you should probably read my carrd before interacting with or following me | https//:pinkmalady.carrd.co

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

💜 (the wrong side of) paradise 💜

💜💜 i'm ellie revenge. 20 years old. he/her (no she) pronouns. 💜💜

🙏 i don't believe in labels from basically every standpoint except practically/politically but i'd fuck anything if it were to be hot enough. one day none of this will matter because it's all a construct. 🙏

📞 (call me baby. call me, baby.) 📞

❤️‍🔥 i'm disabled and hot. i'm hot and disabled. ❤️‍🔥

💋 i am miserable. 💋

❌ somehow, i've been sober for over 3 years now. ❌

☀️ artist. writer. whore, as in sw. prophet of my G-d. singer. dancer. world's worst groupie. fall out boy/pete wentz historian/scholar. ☀️

🚶 i mostly post about my love and dear personal friend PW. he's a fag too, jsyk. 🚶

😍 I AM AN ART LOVER OF ALL KINDS. i love movies, books, music, etc. and it takes up much of life, thankfully. 😍

🧸 i like baseball and tennis; the former because it's a beautiful metaphor and the latter because it makes me hard. 🧸

🫄 i love human medical science. 🫄

🩶 i love old people. i'm very into age gap relationships. large age gaps. i love wrinkles. i love gray hair. i love balding. i love liver spots. i love everything about aging. 🩶

💕 i am a great lover and admirer of the human body. i am unabashedly and wholly in love with human hair, and love hairy human bodies. 💕

🔥 i am horny almost 24/7 and my vagina has magical properties. 🔥

🍰 i'm in love with somebody called My Angel. things are often very my Angel and i describe them as such. i post in media res about Him and direct some of my posts towards Him because He reads my blog. some of my posts are by Him and/or quoting Him (He'll request for me to say certain things) and i don't always specify when that's happening. We have a very complicated relationship, but He is my forever love. if i ever disappear, it's His fault. 🍰

🚫 I BLOCK LIBERALLY. NO BIGOTS OF ANY STRIPE ARE ALLOWED HERE. 🚫

💜💜 FALL OUT BOY = FOREVER 💜💜

[weird-and-unwell]

Happy disabled pride month to the undiagnosed. To those with no idea what it could be. To those who are pretty sure they know, but can't be certain yet. To those whose doctors are trying their best, and to those whose doctors aren't. To those with test results, and those without. To those whose prognosis isn't looking good. To those scared by the course of their symptoms, and with no idea what's going to happen next. Living undiagnosed is hard, and I wish you all luck.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[geopsych]

Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.

It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.

If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚

Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

It's a large smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[sugoiney-weaver]

Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

[prizedpesto]

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

[pansylair]

A great place to donate to First Nations groups impacted by the ongoing wildfires 👇

True North Aid provides practical humanitarian support to northern and remote Indigenous communities in Canada through community-led project

Also consider Mikinakoos' as they're extending support beyond their traditional service areas due to the scale of this emergency!

Donations for Namaygoosisagagun First Nation:

Individuals who support the goals and vision of AN7GC can make a donation. The ways to donate: call us, mail your donation, use Paypal or Ca

Donations for Whitesand First Nation:

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[greengableslover]

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

okay?

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

my intestines coughing and sputtering. #neverdevelopaneatingdisorder #dontdoit

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[buggyhuman]

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

[woodsfae]

If you were taught to read with the three cueing method, and now struggle to read fluently, you can still learn to read properly!

-> Phonics For Adults <-

If you're a teenager, you can still use this resource.

[helenvaughans]

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

I LOVE DANCING.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

i had a dream last night i was #roadtripping with #transfempete and she was having some "post-op incontinence" (her words) in a box store bathroom and so she employed me, expert on all things urinary, to run about finding her the perfect replacement panties (neon green).

[tsarina-anadyomene]

I kind of do think "this is not who we are, we need to live up to our democratic heritage" is a winning message in a way "america is basically and fundamentally evil. fuck you all" isn't

[independence1776]

Prev tags:

#we've often failed to live up to the ideals & beliefs & rights that our country was founded upon but they remain good & necessary ones#they're still fundamental to living in a free & equitable liberal democracy#the sins of our history & the current crisis we're in does not mean that our country is corrupt beyond saving#it means that we have to work to *make* those ideals & beliefs & rights equally accessible & true for *everyone*#it'll mean generations more difficult effort & setbacks but i do still truly believe it'll be worth it#because i want everyone living here now & in the future to live in that free & equitable democracy that we promise#because this is *my* country. and i love my country. and i want my country to love all its people too

[jewishpangolin]

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

the thing being it doesn't clock to most people when someone they perceive as female is a flaming homo a la rarity mlp. just like overtly stereotypically gay and yet!

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

i was so flaming as a small child i was practically a little ember with eyes but somehow no one noticed.