The Lion, The Witch, And The Three-Eyed Bitch

Using my omniscience to creep on your blog 🐦

[leona-florianova]

Thanks for sharing.

[bransnark]

I’ve been obsessed with Baldur’s Gate 3 lately and feeling motivated to draw so here’s some portraits of my durge Fen’Harel and his husband Gale <3

[solpoogaa]

My beautiful wizard ~

[dekariosclan]

*Baldur’s Gate 3, Act 3, Bhaal’s temple*

Bhaal: You’ve chosen to redeem your soul for your lover, rather than accept the dark gifts I would offer? You foolish child. Is a vampire worth such a sacrifice?

Durge: Yes—but I didn’t choose the vampire as my lover.

Bhaal: It’s the Sharran? Or the Githyanki? Disappointing, though I can see how sorrow or a thirst for violence would appeal to one born of my flesh.

Durge: It’s neither.

Bhaal: …one of the horned creatures, then? The female warrior, or the cursed male? Their hearts are disgustingly pure, but I suppose visually they have a hellish appeal—

Durge: No.

Bhaal: Then who—

Gale *hands on hips, frowning at a puddle of blood*: The decor in here is rather…vein, wouldn’t you say?

Bhaal: …

Durge *defensively*: He’s an extremely powerful wizard, you know. His best friend is a monster that he himself summoned.

Bhaal: What kind of monster? Describe it.

Durge: …

Durge: … cat with wings.

Bhaal: For f*cks sake—

[milfsisyphus]

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

[bransnark]

Bard but their instrument is a Bluetooth speaker blasting Fetty Wap

[thirtysixsavefiles]

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

[the-space-narwhal]

[thehappyfangirl]

Someone mentioned on another tumblr post about how nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder.

Write your story. Write it again. And again.

[sashaforthewin]

Okay but do you understand the TREASURE TROVE of reading a fic you enjoy and then looking at the author's page and discovering they have written multiple just like it?! That is the ultimate score!

[the-bar-sinister]

Nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder

☝️☝️☝️

[bransnark]

I love fics that make Bran more than an emotionless robot. Give him trauma from living on the run from the Night King for years! Have him playing a long con to win the War for the Dawn! He has so much potential as a character that was so wasted on “King Bran the Broken” which could have been good if it was INTERESTING. Subverting expectations is actually boring if you don’t pay any of the groundwork to make character’s choices make sense and that’s why Season 8 failed every character — even the ones with supposedly “happy endings.” Anyways fic writers who love Bran as much as I do I’m kissing you on the mouth rn

[millionmovieproject]

[bransnark]

not only does Dean Winchester absolutely eat pussy but in 6.05 when he was a vampire he absolutely would have gone down on Lisa during her time of the month

[bittersweetbangers]

dean winchester in the kitchen you are everything to me

[explainslowly]

I love when Dean solves his problems with Gun

[explainslowly]

This post is specifically about Rock Never Dies because I was watching them try to clear out the club, thinking "when will Dean whip out his gun" and then he did and I cheered and clapped

[bransnark]

[artinventor]

y’all I am so sorry for years I assumed that gay ship in supernatural was just a delusion that people overanalyzed and claimed queerbait for no reason cuz I’ve seen that happen a million times but now that I’m actually watching the show they really were gay as fuck LMAOOOO

[bransnark]

I fucking love the “two cakes” metaphor for fandom, except I’m not just making two cakes, I’m opening an entire bakery, and I’ll keep baking the same damn cakes with the same characters and putting them in the same situations until I die (preferably in a bakery explosion)

[silver-salt-knife]

Thing is Dean absorbs the lecturing words his family throw at him:

Sam, 4x14: You're too busy sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. Whining about all the souls you tortured in hell. Boo hoo.

-> he's never shown talking about Hell again on screen

Bobby, 4x22: You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well, boo hoo, I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good?! Bake you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!

-> he never tells anyone about how Sam betrays him after that

Sam, 7x13: Look, man, she was not yours. Not really.

-> he doesn't talk about Emma again (except in that script)

[bransnark]

demonstrating crow love where I bring my friends shiny things and peck at them

[sybilius]

in the weird hatch. straight up "pushing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my anti doomsday button.