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@the-space-narwhal
Girl you are an obligate carnivore
but her appel
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
yeah bbqing with bood is a cute name for the cooking webshow but harris really missed the golden opportunity to call it boodelicious
tragedy alignment chart (x)
Steve: I stand by it.
in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that
no bc its literally all about being earnest...
you might even say there’s an importance to it ..
Eddie who sleeps like he's been hit by a car. Sprawled across the mattress, limbs everywhere, face mashed into the pillow. Tossing and turning in the night. Steve can't understand how it can possibly be comfortable to sleep with your arms at that angle.
Steve who sleeps like a cat. Literally just curls into a ball and stays there.
Eddie who snores quietly, and Steve thinks it's so cute and it reminds him of a little puppy. Steve who sleeps so silently that sometimes Eddie wakes up in the middle of the night and has to put a hand to Steve's mouth to make sure he's still breathing.
Eddie who hogs the blanket. Steve who hogs the bed, because every time Eddie shifts even the slightest bit away, Steve is shifting to be right back pressed against him. They've woken up with Eddie basically dangling off the edge too many times to count. Sometimes in the night, Eddie will literally just roll Steve back over to his side. Sometimes, Eddie just gets out of bed and moves to the other now empty side. And of course they start the whole process over again.
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.
i miss them :/
How can I help you?
Ilya looks up from his book. Shane has his legs strewn over Ilya's knees, lying back on the couch they bought for the cottage's back patio. The chairs and loveseat that had been here previously hadn't allowed them to get comfy and close enough for long, lazy summer afternoons like this.
"How many hours do you think we have spent kissing?" he asks.
Shane scrunches his face. "Why?"
"A thousand?" Ilya suggests, ignoring the question.
"Maybe." Shane sets to actually calculating it. They're been married for three years, after three years of dating and about ten of... whatever they were doing before that. There are some days when they probably kiss for hours, slow makeouts that aren't even leading to sex. Other days, their sex is hungry and fast and they kiss through it, equaling at least thirty minutes of lip-to-lip contact. 3 years of living together is over a thousand days, so if you were to average it—
"Five thousand?" Ilya interrupts Shane's train of thought.
"Maybe. That sounds like a lot."
"Is not enough, though," Ilya shrugs. "We need ten thousand."
"Says who?" Shane laughs and moves his right foot to gently poke Ilya's stomach.
"Says me. And Malcolm Gladwell," he holds up his book and then reads directly from it. "In order to achieve true mastery in a field, you must dedicate ten thousand hours of practice to it."
Shane rolls his eyes. "You're an expert at kissing, I promise."
"No, science does not agree," Ilya sets the book down on the wicker table next to him and moves Shane's legs so he can climb on top of his husband. "Let's add one more hour now," he says as he brings their mouths together, and the promise of five thousand more hours of this glows like a ray of sunlight in Shane's chest.
"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated
anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.
Let me demonstrate my answer for you:
That's it. That's my answer. Endor.
Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.
that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.
like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.
yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'
thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.
She wants a ball of yarn. And one million dollars, tax-free
thinking about shane and his parents again. there is something to be said about the lack of awareness there. your parents love you, sure, but do they know you? and the answer is no. because you hid yourself. because you weren't sure if they'd love that about you too. because you're too scared to try. because it's better to be loved as half a person than to be pitied for it all - or even worse, to not be understood even then.