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littlewhispersmokesigns

I guess that cunt gettin eaten - bob dylan

longseasons

wow im pretty good at writing up emails :D i should be paid a yearly salary of $260,000 doing this

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213

Hidden developer message from Bart Simpson’s Escape from Camp Deadly

riseofthecommonwoodpile

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

jetix

Dandelion shoot, 2026-05-11

parkchanwoohoo

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

parkchanwoohoo

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

illuvial-dreams

Jerry: Why could you possibly need glasses for sex??

Kramer: I gotta see, don't I?!

George:

#still thinking about this

livelovelaugh-777

stellarsadrien

With a fucking passion

people-too

mjshortformcjesus

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

dozydawn

“vanilla/orange genoise, raspberry preserves, italian meringue buttercream, crystallized flower petals: nootka rose, spanish lavender, and purple & double white lilacs.”