look what you do, oh ruby blue

Bon - they/them - TME - weirdo, sleepyhead, silly goober - Gaeilgeoir - xfiles freakiness over on @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck - flickr finds on @pixeliscious

[armandology]

i dont believe in about posts because you will find out. through study and observation.

[mysteriousbogbody]

Monkey girls

[miata-detector]

> be me, at work

> hear someone is "feeling faint" up high

> i work rescuing ppl from heights

> climb to them, heat is radiating off of them like crazy

> feels like standing next to an oven

> theyre barely responsive, just sitting still. no verbal responses but will move when prompted to. very weak grip, very weak legs, very weak overall

> says they feel they might throw up

> get them a cold electrolyte drink and take off their poncho which was acting like a greenhouse

> set up ropes and lower them out of the heights

> theyre ice cold to the touch once they gets to the ground

> they lost all temperature regulation

> heat stroke and extreme dehydration

> wouldnta made it down the tree without me

> woulda had a stroke or worse

> i get paid minimum wage for this shit

> my nailpolish got ruined :(

[mousegirlheart]

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[itskippi]

[erotisizedembalming]

GET UP CUNT. IT IS THURSDAY.

[soppingwetpeast]

YOU CAN'T STOP GETTING IT ON YET, CUNTS, IT IS FRIDAY. YOU'RE NEARLY THERE.

[twooduo]

love opening up ibis paint just to make a new canvas and stare at the screen like this

[zd27]

every time i interact with my mutuals who are friends i feel like this image

[sobcat]

nibbling on the bullet

[grendel-menz]

missing summer

[guilhernunes]

The chicken cant seem to feel good about herself.

[twentythousandvolts]

[substitutecreature]

Spongebob

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

Murano 1920