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[daddyfuckedme]

[anxietyproblem]

[openlungs-blog]

[roadtonothing]

[cosmic-robot-menace]

comfort character (dead)

[anxietyproblem]

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[abernathyvalois]

i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

[stellabat]

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[foulserpent]

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

[fanofspooky]

Gremlins posters 2

[thebelchers]

[pusheen]

[noturgoffgf-tv]

paul rudd winning sexiest man alive is the only thing that’s made sense in years.

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[byjove]

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

[byjove]

everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare