Young, Wild, & Free

Taking a break. Logging on occasionally

[just-shower-thoughts]

If homosexual sex is no longer counted as intercourse in Florida, then that means that no homosexual can be charged for having sex in public. They get a free pass.

[klepteinqueen-deactivated201503]

🏇

[striderscribe]

anonymous asked: you are like the true definition of pop-punk ahhhh making the dream aesthetic goals a reality

[shopliftingdiaries]

When my friends compliment my wardrobe.

[definitelydope]

if i have to see the phrase “real women have curves” one more time i will punch a bee i don’t give a fuck

[vibrantabyss]

Don’t punch a bee wtf we need bees to pollinate shit how dare you

[definitelydope]

fine okay i’ll punch a wasp

[vibrantabyss]

Hell yeah fuck the wasps

[definitelydope]

dO NOT FUCK THE WASPS

[doodlepearl]

dont tell me how to live my life

[loganlaveau]

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

[brattybubblegumbandit]

How to get high without drugs: Go find some fucking drugs.

[narcotic]

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

[silverghostash-deactivated20260]

Hell fucking yeah

[neckbeardeddragon]

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

[hanninope]

read it so you know what order to murder people in

[klepteinqueen-deactivated201503]

[heistology]

I WISH

[shoplifty-deactivated20160111]

haul from today🌸 from micheals, claires, aeropostal and lush

[heistology]

I’VE WANTED TO LIFT SUCCULENTS FOREVER WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE GORGEOUS LITTLE BABIES?

[shoplifty-deactivated20160111]

theyre fake ones from micheals craft store! they were super easy i just slipped them in my purse and they look super realistic.

[shoplifty-deactivated20160111]

haul from today🌸 from micheals, claires, aeropostal and lush

[heistology]

I’VE WANTED TO LIFT SUCCULENTS FOREVER WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE GORGEOUS LITTLE BABIES?

[shoplifty-deactivated20160111]

theyre fake ones from micheals craft store! they were super easy i just slipped them in my purse and they look super realistic.

[brattybubblegumbandit]

Heard a lot about ulta before and also lifted from there but..what's your specific tactic?

Never been to Ulta. But there are shit TONS of tips in the community.

[handur]

SHOPLIFTING

[sstickyfingerss]

Little ulta/sephora haul.

[swolizard]

You Can Now Give Your Boyfriend A Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole For Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

What a time to be alive

[norwegianlifter]

I will never look at chocolate the same way….

[brattybubblegumbandit]

This takes the phrase "eat her ass" to a new level.

[vnznjin]

The only thing I’ll give you is a straw to suck my ass k?

[lift-witch]

Sorry if this is annoying or you already answered but I get how you'd put two jackets on a hanger but how would you put say.. Two shirts or two shorts/ skirts on a hanger? Can you go through that? also do you also hide clothes under clothes on your arm is that a good method?

nah man its cool the technique is hard to explain and i dont think i do it right most of the time…

okay to get shirts or skirts or whatever:

grab a nice big jacket or chunky cardigan or something to that effect

grab a dress or long top or another jacket, just anything long

pick up the thing(s) you want

discreetly hang the things you want on the loop inside the jacket or the neckline of the jacket (be careful teh jacket doesnt slip off its hanger due to the extra weight)

hang your dress/jacket/long thing in front or your jacket so that no one can see what you hung inside or on the neck

go to the changing room and say you only have two items, they will only see two hangers and assume you only have two things

while in teh changing room just detag the tings you want and either tape the the tags to the bottom of the changing room stool, hide them in the pocket of the jacket or double tag the jacket or long thing then stuff what you wanted into your bag or wear it under your clothes if its not too obvious

walk out and either say you didnt like the jacket or long thing and give them to teh attendant or say you want to buy them then dump then in a messy part of the store and outski (leave)

ENJOY YOUR NEW CLOTHES YOU LITTLE CRIMINAL

the amount of steps makes it seem super complicated but its actually real easy and even if the attendant does see that youve hung something onto something else you can just deny it all and be like ‘oh i knew i had something else! my hand must have slipped, three please’ and they cant do shit to you!! its really that easy!! good luck xxxx

[queen-city-lifter]

Probably going to lift my wedding dress when that happens.

[piratepurchase-deactivated20150]

…but to begin with, where can I lift a husband? 👰👰👰