chasing lights

chloe jade. ♥

[jinkxsy]

Favorite Bianca Del Rio quotes on Rupaul’s Drag Race

[yourautumnlover]

via weheartit

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and 

we’re still each other’s biggest fans

[broadwayandtvshowsallthetime]

Omg this is the cutest story 😍

[golgibodi]

THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

my roommate the time had a serious boyfriend of a few years and tried to tell me i couldn’t date howard. turns out she wasn’t the greatest friend and i didn’t need that kind of negativity in my life. so i got a new roommate. Howard. 

that’s what happened 

[lev-myszkin]

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

[wnq-music]

Hayley Williams | @wnq-music

[love]

– if no one has ever told you, (via pinterest)

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

[straightboyfriend2]

Its me outside. U want some muffins

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

What kind?

[straightboyfriend2]

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

Bananas can nut?

[straightboyfriend2]

You know what ill keep my muffins

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

this is better than anything john green’s ever wrote

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[cinnaluna]

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

[yourpersonalcheerleader-deactiv]

[sizvideos]

[t-h-e--m-o-t-h-m-a-n-deactivate]

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

This will always be my favorite gifset.

[whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin]

Aren’t I adoooorable?

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[mxnrique]

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

[dawva]

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

[nos3um]

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005