Brawl Busting

The Biggest Buffest Mole!

[brawlingbustin]

WIZARD anon.

I give thou

Curse oooof

Uhh

Oh yea

GIJINKA curse!

Already have that right now buddy

Human!Brawl (2/10)

[brawlingbustin]

Magic anon time!!! Brawl is human for 4 asks :3

OH CMON DUDE!!!

Human!Brawl (1/9)

[brawlingbustin]

Magic Anon . . .

Oh brawllllllll 👅.......... I got somethin' for youuuuuuu... 👅

[CURSE OF THE MAGIC ANON: Cursed to be human for 6 asks!]

I'll be back later, i gotta go clean the dishes.

WHAT-

….

Oh fuck me

Human!Brawl (0/6)

[brawlingbustin]

oh boy I’m sure I’m glad no magic anons are targeting me!

[brawlingbustin]

*GRABS BRAWL AND YEETS HIM TALL BUSTER*

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Screams

[brawlingbustin]

BRAWL

TALL NEEDS YOUR HELP DEALING WITH SOME SHARKS CAN YOU HELP

Also I wasn't asking and going to chuck you in there with him and sharks after your answer

*Readying grabbing hands*

…what

[small-buster]

Hot big tall lanky men in my area

[brawlingbustin]

…small you gotta start checking what site you’re on before you start typing, this has happened twice now.

[brawlingbustin]

soo buddy, you good?

NO

[brawlingbustin]

*Gives out a protein shake*

Enjoy hopefully it isn't laced with laxatives or something like that

AH SWEET!

*he Chugs the whole thing*

…wait was the last part-

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

how you tell yo boss you accidentally got buldak sauce all over his suit while cleaning it.

like. this shit is fucked up. i dont think dish soap is saving this one

[brawlingbustin]

we about to see this repeat itself guys

[maul-buster]

Found a baby photo! Weirdly enough I forgot that Small and Brawl were.. almost the same size.

[brawlingbustin]

maul why you do to this to us

[maul-buster]

Be glad I didn't pull out the photo of when you accidentally got stuck to a pole.

[brawlingbustin]

…you fucking wouldn’t dare

[maul-buster]

Oh it'd truly be a shame if I did.

[SLOWLY PULLING OUT THE PHOTO AGAIN.]

Funny enough, I think the boss is responsible for snapping this photo.

[brawlingbustin]

I WASNT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ONE WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME MAUL???

[maul-buster]

Found a baby photo! Weirdly enough I forgot that Small and Brawl were.. almost the same size.

[brawlingbustin]

maul why you do to this to us

[maul-buster]

Be glad I didn't pull out the photo of when you accidentally got stuck to a pole.

[brawlingbustin]

…you fucking wouldn’t dare

[maul-buster]

I have a question, what was brawl in his teenage years, and did he have many faces?

Welll.. He used to talk to me still because he was getting ready to actually start working alongside me. However, if there is one thing I can remember is that he always yelled at me for the littlest of things. I didn't mind it though, it was just a phase obviously. Oh! And while he was on breaks, he'd go up to the surface and listen to music. I'm not sure which kind, so I'm sure you'd probably know what kind of music teenagers would listen to.

[brawlingbustin]

What I did on the surface in Teenage years shall remain a mystery to every but me

[maul-buster]

Found a baby photo! Weirdly enough I forgot that Small and Brawl were.. almost the same size.

[brawlingbustin]

maul why you do to this to us

[maul-buster]

may we hear more baby brawl & small stories?

Hmm..

Remember how I said Brawl wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed? I'll tell you this story and you better promise not to tell him.

Brawl couldn't count by 2's. Every time we started with 2, he'd put his claws to his chin and wonder if I was lying to him about the concepts of numbers. You could ask him, but I don't feel like having him yell at me like in his teenage years.

And for my baby.. She was quite intrigued by technology at an early age. A phone fell down from somebody's pocket and she immediately put her claws to use, pressing every single button you could find on the phone. After an hour or so, she seemed to pick it up quite fast.

[brawlingbustin]

Oh satan…SMALL HIDE THE BABY PICTURES MAUL IS TELLING BABY STORIES AGAIN

[maul-buster]

Oh my dear, Brawl. You know, i have a very specific photo of you when you were younger.

[Slowly Pulling out the photo to fuck with him.]

You were just a scruffy little thing...

[brawlingbustin]

…Maul your a Monster

[maul-buster]

may we hear more baby brawl & small stories?

Hmm..

Remember how I said Brawl wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed? I'll tell you this story and you better promise not to tell him.

Brawl couldn't count by 2's. Every time we started with 2, he'd put his claws to his chin and wonder if I was lying to him about the concepts of numbers. You could ask him, but I don't feel like having him yell at me like in his teenage years.

And for my baby.. She was quite intrigued by technology at an early age. A phone fell down from somebody's pocket and she immediately put her claws to use, pressing every single button you could find on the phone. After an hour or so, she seemed to pick it up quite fast.

[brawlingbustin]

Oh satan…SMALL HIDE THE BABY PICTURES MAUL IS TELLING BABY STORIES AGAIN

[satan-the-reddest]

Hey, satan, is it alright if I could get those anvils that I tried to kill you with ba-

MY EYES OH GOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO RED OH GOD MY EYES

I'M PEAK DEVIL PERFECTION!!!!

[brawlingbustin]

HELL YEAH BOSS!