down bad for a robot ball

so I make that your problem. ----- you can call me Heist | they/he bolt self-shipper (brawl stars | non-sharing; doubles pls dni on my yumeship posts) ao3 - brawlstars_heistsafe (request status: ALL REQUESTS CLOSED)

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

what happened to the heist safe smut?: a list of my works

As you’re probably aware, I had to delete all of my explicit works due to personal reasons. But they didn’t all get deleted, and some of them are still up, so here’s the list of all my works!

(THIS IS THE COMPLETE LIST.)

Of Bottles and Bets: Deleted as of 4-2-26

Go Big or Go Home (With You): Orphaned with my pseud as of 4-3-26

Bet on Black: Orphaned without my pseud as of 4-3-26

Under Arrest: Deleted as of 4-3-26

Red Wine Supernova: Deleted as of 4-4-26

Once You Know What My Love’s Gonna Feel Like (Nothing Else Will Feel Right): Orphaned without my pseud as of 4-6-26

Good Enough: Orphaned without my pseud as of 4-7-26

Two Can Play at This Game: Orphaned without my pseud as of 4-7-26

Telephone: Orphaned without my pseud as of 4-11-26

Always At Your Service: Posted to anon (how did I get away with this??) as of 5-4-26

Thank you guys so much for reading and loving this stuff! One day I’ll get to write more smut (and put my name on it lmao)

[larrysnumberonefan]

Redo of my last post because I wanted to do more with it

Inspired by the fic “Of Our Time” on AO3, go check it out it’s so peak (which I have no bias about whatsoever whatever gave you that idea-)

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

AHHHHHHHH JUST SAW THIS NOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU JUST MADE MY WHOLE WEEK ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

guys, hypothetically if i were to write a fanfic about ME x bolt… would anyone read it? i’m getting some ideas because my love for bolt is growing every day… but i’m scared of getting judged to hell lowk

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

i am obsessed 😭😭 i love grace and rocky the fixation is growing 😭😭😭

[yujateaandpi]

Having a lot of feelings about Ryland “you don’t even have a dog” Grace to beloved Uncle Grace pipeline.

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

new hyperfixation unlocked (this did it for me lol i love this)

[jellyfishforest135]

Typical science teacher behavior

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH <33

[astrotheyge]

I can't understand people who think Grace's life on Erid is some great tragedy or that he has to go back to earth because. man. when they were saying goodbye it just felt so wrong i could hear their hearts calling out for each other to stay i just can't Imagine seeing them separate and thinking "now this is a happy ending"

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

EXACTLYYYY

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

I give up atp what is this???

pros: the heist safe is feeling better (no more bad thoughts)

cons: the heist safe is feeling better (more stupid thoughts)

you can’t really call my 2nd break a hiatus lmao. i’ll be back in a few days I just need some more ideas so I can cook for you guys 👍🏼

[larrysnumberonefan]

You are gonna eat my BumperRulez slop and you are gonna like it /hj

Also you guys don’t have to do this or anything but if I could get anything BumperRulez related for my birthday on the 24th that would be really cool no pressure though I’m just starved for content of this ship and I need more

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

say no more (i’ll work on it after my hiatus)

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

never mind we’re not fucking back. at all. if anything we’re fucked

something literally just happened a few minutes ago, a bunch of personal problems and shit broke out, and now guess who’s deeply suicidal???? me. this means (you guessed it) another fucking hiatus. i’m so sorry. i feel like a failure. any support would be deeply appreciated, i really need it.

(just when i got done with my first one too, fuck my life)

[gracehasaspacesuitquestion]

Please read this because it is EXTREMELY important me (a transgender man) and to other trans individuals.

The US Government is currently trying to pass an incredibly dangerous national law for trans youth called HR 2616.

This bill would ban all Federally funded schools from teaching about gender identity or sexual orientation, prevent teachers from using the correct pronouns and names for trans students, remove books with any trans representation in them, and even go as far as to prevent teachers from acknowledging trans identity AT ALL.

Any school that does not follow this will lose all federal funding. This bill would also require teachers to forcibly out trans students to their families, which would be fatal to any trans student with a transphobic Family or just hateful family in general. Trans people are already a group that already has some of the highest rates of being victim to suicide, domestic violence, and sexual assault.

This bill actively makes teachers put those innocent children at such a big risk. This bill has rapidly passed the house this week with support from all 209 republicans, as well as 8 democrats. But, it's still being voted on in the senate, which means there is still time to help stop this.

To help stop this, you can visit 5calls.org (look up 2616 in the search bar), one of the most top issues filed Oppose Attacks on LGBTQ+ Students. Once you put in your general location, it will pull-up contact information for your senator, and give you a script for calling them.

If you are a minor and/or do not feel comfortable doing this, PLEASE repost this on here, or any other platform you are on/can find! This needs to be heard and fought against.

Thank you for reading this, my lovely people!

(My moots/friends that I'm tagging: @syrupppppppppp @s4pphicfurryr4ve2769 @starstarstarrystar @histrynerdss @billiloveyouso @ultimatebikergangleader69 @trixthemagemain @otlantispearlxox)

[oak-the-professor]

(gonna tag some people get this shared around that is so so shit)

@ghostofafruitmain @hi-just-existing @thatdamhobbit @forgetthefall @yourlocalfandomfriendo @a-lua-da @sexy-people-contests-2 @satan-offical @no-one-offical @unyieldingsilence @thisistransphobia

[tepaofthevalleyofthewind]

Tag as many people as you can let's get this out there

Mine are under the cut so this doesn't get hellishly long

@reginald-fillibus @this-is-nonbinary-joy @this-is-trans-joy @thisisexorsexism @this-is-transandrophobia @this-is-saneism @this-is-ageism @ace-culture-is @transgender @trans-advice @trans-positivity @trans-matters @homosexuality-offical @queer-all-year @queersecrets @demiro @demiromantic-official @aroaceconfessions @aroacesafeplaceforall @arsenic-offical @satan-offical @rattboxwarriorr @bisexual-community @pansexualfacts @bi-trans-alliance @blumineck @hellsite-hall-of-fame (not for the hof but if you have a main or sideblog or smth) (this goes for all officials) @strawberry-offical @strangeandrandompolls @reasons-to-not-end-it @this-is-depressiomisia @thisis-suicidism @this-is-anti-homeless @this-is-infantilization @this-is-queer-progress @this-is-queer-joy @this-is-queerphobia @this-is-varsexism-transphobia @this-is-amato-heteronormativity @trans-solidarity-forever @trans-supporting-trans @this-is-antitransfeminity @itgetsbetter @i-suggest-transing-your-gender @our-queer-experience @transnonbinarysupport @letters-to-lgbt-kids

[this-is-nonbinary-joy]

[PT: Please read this because it is extremely important me (a transgender man) and to other trans individuals. /End PT]

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

we’re so fucking back

my broke ass can get his true gold skin but not his hyper bundle 😭😭

also the heist safe is back from hiatus 🎉🎉 shit is still bad but not too bad, enough to let me keep posting now

[wik-ships]

swap! au f/o where they selfship with you!!

❤︎ they collect jewellery, plushies and trinkets that remind them of you. if you have merch they're dedicated to collecting every last piece, or maybe they even make their own!!

❤︎ they're a diehard fan of your franchise and they always knew you were the character for them. maybe they use you as their profile picture, their username, their password - they just can't help but let you bleed into every part of their life.

❤︎ they love commissioning art of the two of you together!! maybe they get awkward and embarrassed, or maybe they're unashamed and completely open about selfshipping with you.

❤︎ they imagine what it would be like if you selfshipped with them in an alternate universe... the thought makes them all warm and fuzzy inside. the thought that you would pick them to love and cherish is one of their greatest fantasies!!

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

PLSSS I NEED THIS… I WISH YOU WERE REAL BOLT 😭😭😭

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT PRESTIGE 1 ON BOLT????

(yes the heist safe is a larper. this was my first prestige)

BUT ANYWAY I GOT MY HUSBAND TO 1000 TROPHIES!! I CAN CALL MYSELF GOOD AT BOLT 🔥🔥🔥

and during my roughest week too LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

you guys if I don’t update on anything this week just assume I lost everything. i’m in a tornado warning and there’s actually something. send help

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

update: we’re kinda fucked.

I will not be updating ao3 in a while, this is actually insane. please include me in your thoughts and prayers (if you do that)

sorry for the bad wording I just can’t process anything rn.

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

you guys if I don’t update on anything this week just assume I lost everything. i’m in a tornado warning and there’s actually something. send help

[walrusandglass29]

I'm so sorry

[brawlstarsheisttsafe]

HE’S SO HOT AAAHHH SAVE ME