Ooooh imma getcha!

✨2002✨ He/him »Come be freaky, promise I don't bite (lying)!« »If you have stuff to say about Mirage or tfa I will love you but I'll talk about anyone :)«

[brawnsleloenigmadoublesonic]

Hello! You can call me brawn, or literally whatever you want I don't care

Seriously, you could call me your kitten, I don't give a shit (except maybe don't? I mean if you really wanna, but like, idk I might give you a weird look. Or moan. No promises)

So happy to be here, please never be scared of sending me your thoughts on anything transformers! Focusing mostly on valveplug here, but I'll take angst or headcanons or fluff, story snippets or quick thoughts you wanted to get out, I'm down for everything! Doesn't even need to be nsfw :)

Hard no on here is pedophilia. Unless it's clearly stated to be in a roleplay sense between two adults (like mentor/student or something idk), please leave that at the door! Otherwise, any ask that I feel could be pedophilic in nature will be deleted. Also, if I check your profile (as I tend to do) after getting any sort of interaction with you, nsfw or not, and I see anything mentioning you being a minor I will have to block you! Not looking to traumatize the youth any further, thank you. Also no beastiality/zoophilia, altmode of a sentient bot does NOT count! Love alt modes. But yeah, aside from that I'm a freak! I will happily talk about whatever tame or demented shit you throw at me ^^

This might be updated in the future, so I'll keep it pinned for anyone to check over! And apologies if asks are answered sporadically throughout the day, the world is my bitch and I've never seen a schedule in my life

Alright, it's been a while since I've been threatened so I'm gonna loosen up the age rules, as long as nothing says you're a minor you're good

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Sentinel freak here, I know I showed you Tentacle Pussy Sentinel, but he does have a clitty piercing! You have to DIG for it ,,, plus his tentacles will be pulling you further and further into his pussy, not to his clit, so when you do find his clitty and the piercing, you can tug on its dangly charm and the tentacles will spasm all around your hands, soaking you with squirt :)

This is something Longarm goes through daily !!

Aw hiw cute the tentacles are trying to protect his clit!! And get some of what they want. Longarm should have to regularly soak his hands because the little tiny joints get all sticky and stop working

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24 in the box how we feeling boys

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Oh it's been a minute

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HAIII BRAWN!!!

HAI!!!

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Prowl chasing Jazz because he's been teasing him and revving him up all week and keeps saying something came up at his club and leaving him like that, obviously on purpose wirh that grin, and Prowl has to resort to pit maneuvering him because he won't stop and then they have hot messy sex and get ticketed because they're in the middle of a public road but the enforcer that caught them was too embarrassed to arrest them after seeing that

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anyways imagine the summer heat on cybertron… panels popping everywhere, just trying o get solace from the summer heat. Mirage would probably have like 30 cooling packs pressed against his naked protoform and under his boobs… slurp

Mirage would look so hot. Literally. G1 mirage lounging under an umbrella at the beach episode with a bunch of ice packs stuffed under his sweaty tirs... they put it in trust me, he was just using his outlier ability in case the cons showed

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Sentinel freak here ,,, I love you too,,, 👉👈 also did the art i tried submitting make it ,,, its was 2 in a row ,,,pussy and propaganda ?

No pussy and no propaganda:(

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Sentinel freak! (Anon please and thank you!) have a sentinel flirting with a certain star-sailor ,,, (up to interp!) I don’t remember what art I’ve submitted to you, so if you have any more in the inbox, let me know? -sentinel freak

Hello sailor indeed! I have to say I really enjoy how you put the gold accents on him, they really tie the whole design together. And no, I checked and don't have any other submissions from you!

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I love you too sentinelf reak

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Roddychoo I love you

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Because I'm nosey af: *points microphone @ u* 🎤 Brawn, whats ur fav pairing of ALL TIME and what kinda kinky shit do you think they should be getting up to?

Ooooof imma be hoenst I can't think of a favorite pairing right now!!! I will say though, ravage and minimus is underappreciated in my opinion... Favorite bot is actually red alert, despite my name being brawn and my profile being mirage XD

Anyways, I think red alert needs therapy assigned kinky sex in which he's hypnotized and then fucked extra stupid for good measure. It's good for him trust

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How do we feel about impregnating ratchet

It's for his own good, really. Strap him down like the good old party ambulance days, he'll love it

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https://www.tumblr.com/brawnsleloenigmadoublesonic/775070565889343488/ah-i-thought-about-it-after-i-sent-my-previous

The decepticons see thee cadets being guarded and decide they want the guards too. In nature creatures that are smaller have quicker pregnancies so the cadets they could be grabbing could give them one bitty after another but the guards they grab, the cons have to spend time wooing as well. And won’t they make such great carriers worrying about those cadets that were in their care?

The guard taking more time to calm down but it’s okay because he’s so cute and they’re going to have such beautiful bitties together. The armor had made them look so much bigger than they really were. And showing the guard some of the other “missing” cadets with their new mates Because of how much they worry.

The guard of course isn’t happy when he realizes the one that were grabbed with them are still adjusting and crying. He feels trapped and a kid without armor and the con that’s supposed to be his ‘mate’ is looking at him like he wants to eat him.

The poor guard, they're still adjusting! It'll be okay their mate tells them, after they kick them in the face for the third time that night. They just need to get used to sleeping in a proper berth with their new mate! Those awful tiny berths had no room to stretch, but their mate doesn't midn the kicking or the punching. Isn't their little autobot so cute? The guards are all much feistier, but the cons like that. Feisty bots make good protectors for their bitties!

Mech must be so stressed. No, the con hasn't technically done anything to harm or molest him, but they refuse to let him go (despite his repeated begging), and they keep dragging him around! Seeing the poor cadets he couldn't save must be a terrible mental blow

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Love you guys

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I came up with a reason for bots to have bush. To cushion the impact of fucking to reduce frame damage. Why did this come up? Ii recently started watching Brave Police J-Decker, and am drawing a character with some bush out

- roddychoo

Robots need bush so theh don't dent each other while they fuck! It's basic common sense. Hope this means they get spike bush too, mostly because e I'm giggling at the idea of them getting their bushes tangled mid fuck and having to pause and decide who hasn't be using their bush conditioner

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I've been watching beastwars lately and I was scrolling through the optimus primal/dinobot tag and WHAT DO YOU MEAN DINOBOT DIES BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What :( this is the first I'm hearing of this why would you tell me ToT