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PLEASE tell me people on tumblr have been keeping up with that wannabe riot grrl band with disney-level "punk" aesthetics that came out of nowhere and people are calling them an industry plant because im so invested in this

voynichs

ok so basically this band called the tramp stamps dropped a teaser for this song on tiktok that people quickly starting mocking because of the very fetishizing girlboss "i wish i was gay" lyrics and their very vanilla punk look. i'd link the original video but they removed the sound because everyone was making fun of it so here's the music video.

what came into question quickly after was 1) their very "disney" punk aesthetics & corny half-baked "feminist" themes 2) the fact they've only been a thing since november 2021 but somehow already have a website with animated graphics, merchandise, and full music videos 3) the fact none of them looked like this like eight months ago 4) the fact there's a "stan account" on twitter that is absolutely a sock puppet run by one of them

there's so much more that we could go into but that's the major gist of it so far

voynichs

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

thesexiestselkie

skepseiskaiproseuxes

Excuse me, what?

emmaubler

Me, knowing nothing and watching all this Tramp Stamp drama float across my dash:

somecunttookmyurl

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

fade-steppin

somecunttookmyurl

you. you get it.

guerrillatech

screenshotsforencouragement

special-lucky-chosen-one

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

special-lucky-chosen-one

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

eusocia-deactivated20210518

pr1nceshawn

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

thahalfrican

queenstravelingdarling

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

toothmuncher3000

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

im-gayer-in-french

Friendly reminder that your understanding of yourself changes and it’s ok to change your labels to reflect that.

unspectacular-but-always-human

#the clothes that fit me as a child dont fit me now #but that doesnt mean they were useless or bad back then #im just different now

letitrainathousandflames-archive

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

letitrainathousandflames-archive

Update: they have three dogs now

sesshomoru

i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy

taxfrauddotcom

i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy... u can read it here

ddxcrow

I just need to clear this up, that's a legitimate link & not a rickroll. I was expecting to get rickrolled & then out loud yelled "what the fuck" because it's a real link to a real australian psychology publication about specifically naruto & therapy

whitecollargirlfriend

memewhore

shoutsindwarvish

@apocrypals this is real

bigmammallama5

asimovsideburns

EXTREME TEEN BIBLE… REAL

turians

Y'all are NOT READY for their shirt merch

thotmendes

I’d buy the “yeet pray love” shirt if it came in black tbh

universesizedcock

“Pick up your sword bruh”

cishetlessfashion

Sharing this here for the merch lmaoooo

robotsandfrippary

I want the “pick up your sword bruh” so bad.

Honestly, Christian Teen Culture is just LIKE this. It’s a very “hey fellow kids!” mentality as they try to advertise the Lord- because kids will come to church more if they think it’s “cool.”

Never in the history of Christianity, aside from it’s awkward virginity-cult start in Rome, has this ever worked.

muppetmilf

ok now that biden won can we begin to roast the shit out of him

muppetmilf

no but seriously. i’m as happy as the next person that trump is out but biden is a republican lite and i expect everyone to be on his ass for the entirety of his presidency

(sources: 1, 2, 3)

docorwho

M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S

azriona

It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.

syrenpan

It’s back 💕

lizawithazed

it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash

talaline

Annual Wilf reblog.

sarahseeandersen

lostsometime

i had a very illuminating conversation with a guy about 10 years younger than me that really put this change into perspective, which is this:

i have a very distinct memory, in my childhood, of the moment of my disillusionment. i believed that grown-ups knew what they were doing, and that the things that seemed so obvious to me had to be obvious to them, too (things like DON’T GO TO WAR IN IRAQ, for example). i believed that, and had that belief pulled out from under me, so my disillusionment comes with a sense of betrayal.

a mere 10 years younger than me, this guy has no such moment or memory. he never believed grown-ups were fundamentally competent, or good, or reasonable. he never lived in a world where things didn’t feel constantly careening wildly out of control. there’s no betrayal in his sense that the government has failed him - of course it has, it was always going to. he doesn’t remember a time pre-bush, or pre-9/11, or pre-iraq war. this is just what the world has always looked like for him. so it’s not really a sense of “disillusionment,” actually - his generation never had any illusions to lose. they’ve just been in this world so long it’s all they’ve ever known.