[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[dogpuppy]

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

[loserbisexualclub]

hashtag women in male fields hashtag my cancelled wife

[theehorsepusssy]

[phoebebyers]

[iphigeniacomplex]

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

[musclepowerplay]

[scaryhagmother]

Jennifer Lopez is a fraud but in a really campy way where’s she’s still super talented showwoman she’s like the literal Wizard of Oz

[sunbeast]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[brawnyatseanlake]

Non binary is like coca cola

[umarell]



[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[perlmans-own]

[salaciouscrumbb]