T-Bird

if you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

[ashtonfirxin-deactivated2015042]

You say that now, you gonna find that one girl from the pink girl group and settle down with her. My vote would be for that dark hair one, she’s hot.

[braxtonknox]

Eh, who knows. 'm too young for that right now. I just want to have a good time now. Dark haired one? Bitsy?

[tylergpxsey-deactivated20150421]

Depends on if you really want to go steady with an outsider? Well, at least we don’t have to worry about that when it comes to me, remember when I dated Casper for like one second and he dumped me because I wouldn’t let him go to the makeout point for a good time with me. At least you know how to treat a girl unlike the other T-birds. Plus, Braxton haven’t you noticed that we all date each other? You dated one person didn’t you or was it two?

[braxtonknox]

Right now, I'm not even thinkin'a goin' steady at all. Seems like it was a while ago, now that ya' bring it up, but I don't really pay too much attention-- I'm too busy trying to fix up m'car. Yeah well, I've got two sisters and a mother who wouldn't let me treat girls badly. If she even hears that I wouldn't let a girl wear my jacket she would probably smack me. Yeah, guess you've got a point there, but what happens when we run out of people? I mean, it's not like we're huge groups. Heh, we don't have to bring those up.

[braxtonknox]

i got 3 hours of sleep last night and im really not feeling my muse rn so i'll either be on tonight or maybe just tomorrow idk

[braxtonknox]

Hey-o I'm back from work and I sorta really am in the mood to para? So if you wanna para hmu like in my ask or something bc that would be really rad so... I just need to go shower and stuff like that so I'll get back to you asap (:

[naomitf-deactivated20161227]

"Don’t get so frosted, geez. I’m sure the girl was cold or something— no need to have a cow over the whole thing. A simple no would suffice for the poor girl, Braxton."

[braxtonknox]

"You haven't got a clue what it's like bein' a T-Bird with all the ladies after your jacket like it's some sorta prize. Yeah, maybe. But a simple no is no fun."

[laurelhq]

                             ”Alright, so Love in the Afternoon is playing at the drive-in and since nearly everyone knows about my undying love for the one and only miss Audrey Hepburn it would be absolutely wonderful if you could accompany me so I don’t have to go to this movie alone.”

[braxtonknox]

"Well, well, well. I would love to take you out to the movies. Haven't seen many of her movies, 'n sadly this would be one that I'm yet to see."

[ashtonfirxin-deactivated2015042]

Maybe she just wanted to skip a date and go straight to dating and marriage.

[braxtonknox]

Don't make me laugh, man. Seems like all chicks have this crazy idea in their heads that all guys want to settle down.

[tylergpxsey-deactivated20150421]

Now that’s much better, as for the random chick, I bet you’re not going to ask her on a second date. You know how it goes, they think that if they date a t-bird, they get a spot with my girls but they don’t. Half the time it’s a one time thing for you boys.

[braxtonknox]

Is it not supposed to be a one time thing? Girls should know better than to think datin' one of us gets you into the Pink Ladies. That's like thinkin' that one of your dates would get a chance in bein' a T-Bird.

[mariah-agnelli]

Ask for your jacket back at the end of the night. Man, I would have thought a member of the T-Birds would know that by now. Sure has changed since I was a part of it.

[braxtonknox]

It's not that easy. Some girls think you give it to them for the night and it's all theirs. I'm not exactly the lady talker of the Birds.. Once you get me going, I'm great but I'm a real awkward guy until I'm at that point.

[xmichaelblake-blog]

It’s not like you’d never get it back.

[braxtonknox]

That's debatable, doll. Some girls go crazy when they get their hands on the jacket.

[mariah-agnelli]

Pretty girl? More like pretty girls, kid. Man, have you got a lot to learn.

[braxtonknox]

Well, yeah you could have that, too... But wouldn't they get jealous?

[ronnieisms]

A lady outside of the diner today asked me to go steady with her as soon as I walked outside. Bit of an odd ball, but I was still taken by surprise. Times are changin’, my friends.

[braxtonknox]

What did you say? 

[mariah-agnelli]

Someone obviously doesn’t know that ladies get cold easily. Maybe I should take those dolls off your hands.

[braxtonknox]

Well, I found that out. You can take 'em. But you'll run out of clothes.

[mariah-agnelli]

Got my chucks on, a leather jacket, and a pack of smokes. What more could I need?

[braxtonknox]

Pretty girl on your side, man. Obviously.

[xmichaelblake-blog]

Ouch. That’s cold.

[braxtonknox]

You don't get the jacket. You earn the jacket. I wouldn't say it's cold.

[ashtonfirxin-deactivated2015042]

Isn’t that code word for wanting to go steady? Heard it from a girl with a pink jacket.

[braxtonknox]

Well, yeah. But when she hasn't even been on one date with me, it's a little rude.

[mackxanderson-blog]

I surely hope you wouldn’t let your mother freeze to death if she needed your jacket.

[braxtonknox]

Well, my mom's a little different.