Braying Mantis

48 || 🇲🇽🇺🇸 || 210 || Do you, but be respectful of others || Don't be a dick || Just be GOOD! || MDNI

[braying-mantis]

[supergeez]

[chulychulita-deactivated2017120]

Get you a girl that takes a selfie with your dick in her mouth

She a keeper

[dirtyhaloz2]

[naughtytalia]

[myspace]

A guy checks his computer on New Year's night, 2000.

[coolthingsguyslike]

[freshpickle]

kira cyan

[transcatgirl551]

[theheavenlys1nner]

🍇🍊🍓

[jeusussavearmyveteran1205]

Today we honor the life of John Kinsel Sr., one of the last surviving Navajo Code Talkers, who has passed away at 107.

[donloco]

Rest easy good sir, thank you very much for your sacrifice.

[originallandlockedmariner]

[the-big-mood]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[shtrbger]

Can you imagine holding a grudge for 120 years?

[the-big-mood]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

The Simpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

[stupid--with--wifi]

Can I take a seat?

[axiomaticpanic]

[yorgen-sh]

[djglory]

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i said i would do for myself

[djglory]

oh it’s a hittttt