“whoever thought it was a good idea to let me watch their kids for money is an idiot. i’ve got cheetoh stains on my white polo and i’m sure i’ve been infected by the many different viruses and colds these kids are passing around every time they sneeze or cough without covering their mouths or washing their snotty hands.”
“that’s disgusting, have you tried to look for a new job? one without all the gross parts, obviously.”












