Hi, I'm Tom.

Dude, 23, MI Local history major, cat enthusiast, player of video games.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

These posts are all sisters to me

[skopostheorie]

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[t0bey]

finally jumped into the deep end and doing lunatic for the first time

[miseria-fortes-viros]

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[moeblob]

Awakening sure is a game........

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[faggotette]

[charlesoberonn]

Introducing: The Tier Matrix!

For when a 1-dimensional tier list doesn't suffice

[charlesoberonn]

Inverted version for those who prefer it go from top-to-bottom

[nia--san]

[charlesoberonn]

This nonsense is exactly what I wanted to happen

[writingdose]

this is a life saver 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're very apologetic about the whole "murdering you in cold blood" thing but they have never in their adult life had this much free time

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[triforce-princess]

so that's what was wrong with him

[kamikkyu]

this is how i feel when ppl say genshin has diverse body types sorry

[uhuh100]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[desolationlesbian]

her shows